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@hudconova liking my posts but not answering my dm’s 😔

love when fics have two of the younger players on the cens secretly fucking too

♥️

@AmericanKaw13 they did exactly what they were supposed to do 🥰

Flyers. Do. Something.

"you want to be a wag" ACTUALLY i want to be the hockey player. i want a beautiful woman wearing my last name embroidered on beautiful jackets and supporting my rights and wrongs 🙂‍↕️

@alex_q111 @lilliesandpucks oh yeah this is the one right here

@lilliesandpucks have you read love in the dark

i just need some really self-indulgent angst, like a meaty fic with so many chapters and yes it’s hea but the angst has gotta last for so long please please please please

i have yet to listen to noah’s full album because i have to turn it off after this line

he figured out he was gay and was like "ilyas gonna be so excited to hear this news"

i think hudson should show nara smith his soaking short film

Shane, masturbating: What if Ilya was a serial killer and he was chasing me through the woods... Ilya famous fuckboy bisexual terminator Rozanov masturbating: Fuuuuck Shane in grandpa pyjamas with a night cap reading a boring book, ohmygod I'm gonna cummmm fuck #hollanov

THIGHHHHHHHHHH

#ilyarozanov: all them horses

the best way for macklin celebrini to end his generational run in boston would be going down the boston cop slide

producers: why cant we go in that room ilya: oh thats our sex dungeon (producers think ilya is joking, shane wants to die because he knows its the truth)

@hollernov yessss i love the block button

I need to start blocking more ppl istg

one Ilya is good. but two? even better #hollanov

why is this the most accurate description of hockey interviews i’ve ever read 😭

@OttawaCentaurs_ there’s a fic where it briefly describes as shane finding wiebe attractive and that’s become canon in my head so i am petitioning crave to make sidcros wiebe happen for me and shane hollander

@_hellis0 HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH wait.

Tim Horton's Best Mid-Tier Part-Time Employee:

i can’t stop putting rookie ilya rozanov in macklin celebrini situations