Jordan

pls can everyday in London be like this

Londonmaxxxing means being a tourist in your own city on a sunny day

Our lovely little holiday home in Cornwall. Our daughter asked if she could stay there with the kids this summer. Honey, we'd love to but it's booked on Airbnb all through August. £400 a night. We're not a charity. She earns £35,000 a year she can find a Travelodge.

EXC Does your council wrongly block projects, and have to pay millions in council tax when the decisions are overturned? We reveal what's going wrong. Investigation by @JoeCookJ and me, interrogating everyone planning council in England

Jack Shep is carrying #SNLUK

saw someone get on the tube at Leicester Square and get off at Covent Garden

Manosphere documentary is just fucking depressing isn't it. They're genuinely just thick as pigshit. Just empty, soulless narcissists.

the weather in the uk today

that terrible moment when you realize you're sick of all the songs on all your playlists

and this bop has been in my Spotify wrapped every year since

I’m not a fan of Starmer, but whatever he does – literally whatever he does - he is ripped apart, ripped to shreds, by the telegraph, Mail, express, Sun, spectator, the very same people who installed Boris Johnson and the appalling Liz Truss. The same people who installed the governments that caused Brexit and the financial chaos that has ensued, the same people who have driven this country into the ground. I’m sick to death of them. They are the biggest threat to this country and all of us across the board, no matter what our politics are. We need to get billionaires out of the Media

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

I remember being told in sixth form assemblies that the terms of a student loan will be the best of any loan you’ll ever have🥰

Oh we’re going to have a fantastic summer. London in the summertime, I wanna run to you!

Everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) in 2013 told students to get a degree, any degree and to not worry about the loan. The consequences are upon us

The govt's Student Loan Plan 2 repayment freeze in April 2027 must be reversed. It isn't moral. I'm concerned that my debate with Kemi Badenoch this morning distracts from the most immediate problem. In April 2027 Rachel Reeves will freeze the Plan 2 student loan threshold until 2030 which by then will increase graduate repayments by £300/yr more. This is effectively a unilateral negative breach of the student loan contract. Students were told the threshold would rise with average earnings. No commercial lender would be allowed to do this. The govt shouldn't do it either. Changing the terms of future students loans is a political decision - people may not like it but it is transparent. Negatively changing the terms of contracts already signed, and long in place, is a breach of natural justice.

my whole timeline of people just not knowing what tourettes is. do yanks just get taught nothing at school except their national anthem

imagine Matt Hancock walking towards you

Has lived in Monaco for 5 years to dodge paying taxes in the UK but nowww he’s got the country’s best interests at heart, give over

I truly despise "people" like this. One of the richest people in the world, part of a transnational elite who don't pay their fair share of tax, and has the cheek to complain about asylum seekers and immigrants fleeing poverty and persecution. Absolutely vile man. 🖕