Prashanthini

Arranging the first meeting between your parents and your girl's parents/families is the *ultimate* stakeholder management.

please god obliterate the car in front of me. please kill the driver and explode their car. please mist my windshield with their blood. thank you. amen.

thinking you found bite into it mundhiri in and it's actually pongal inji

most embarrassing email exchange I ever had: - Sent an email - They replied & called me "Mautice" - I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me - They told me to check my 1st email - I had misspelled my own name

Tell us the plot of a book without actually saying its name.

when i was like 10 i learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time i got really stressed out whenever i had to cut anything bc like. what if i hit an atom at just the right angle

modern family writers are my mortal enemies .