Brad Tatner

The HBO Sam Kinison biopic screen test

@kevin_nealon Danny DeVito confirmed cause they were both seated front row

@adhdmode_ Did this really happen?

Seth Rogen was in the live studio audience during the filming of this Seinfeld episode.

Hear me now. If The Trash Man Danny DeVito refuses to accept my challenge, then I Franz will be forced to escalate. I will challenge Arnold Schwarzenegger.

@HockeyRockBeer Thanks? Thanks!

@BradTatner Great advice taken directly from the sacred book of irrelevance

Before stepping onto the treadmill at the gym, check the speed of the person to your left. Make sure they notice. Then set yours 1 mph faster.

Dan Fogler hesitated to do "Balls of Fury" until he saw Christopher Walken was also in it

You have that dream where you’re walking into a Jacuzzi warehouse, everyone’s yelling, and a dog is grilling corn

Edi Patterson (Judy Gemstone) would cry-laugh constantly while writing on all four seasons of The Righteous Gemstones

It’s okay to swear when you bite your tongue, bite it again a minute later, or try to assemble furniture.

It’s acceptable to say Happy New Year until June 2026 in person and August 2026 by email or text

@CocaineCoffee @kevin_nealon I'm telling on you

@kevin_nealon @BradTatner Im not sure this one needed a sequel.

Dogs had a meeting yesterday about humans blaming them for their farts

@iamjustinstiles I'll put socks on as I lean against the car

@BradTatner @kevin_nealon How else do you put your socks on? My midlife crisis must have started when I was 6.

Your midlife crisis will arrive the day you sit down to put your socks on

@Matt_Pinner USD or Canadian?

You’re offered $4 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it?

People who’ve done you wrong don’t get to live rent free in your head. Invoice them monthly.

Peeing should be an Olympic sport instead of darts. It’s impossible to get all the pee in the toilet

@r_smith90 He's writing the sequel

@BradTatner Dan Fogler is underrated and ‘Balls of Fury’ is an absolute masterpiece.

The HBO Sam Kinison biopic screen test

I saw a squirrel juggling and didn’t clap