Alyssa Braithwaite
473 posts


I dare you to come up with a more Aussie phrase than “pissing like a racehorse” #AloneAustralia
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@caitlinchang Oh I’m so sorry, how disappointing! I hope you can find a way there sooner!
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@Ticketek_AU I am unable to download my tickets for @joelycett tomorrow night at @Enmore_Theatre. Is there an issue with my link, or will tickets be released later? My email says to contact Ticketek, but offers no way to do this. Please help!
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And we’re off! What’s on your episode 3 bingo card? #AloneAustralia
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That’s the most artistic shot of an earthworm I’ve ever seen 🪱 #AloneAustralia
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Get your popcorn and armchair commentary ready, #AloneAustralia has officially begun! Are you tuning in? 🍿
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My time at Twitter was cut short today. I’m eternally grateful for the opportunity of working with such talented and smart people in every corner of the bird factory. Especially the Curation team. Loved every minute of it. #OneTeam
Onwards and upwards 💙
Sydney, New South Wales 🇦🇺 English

@caitlinchang Yes, we did a similar thing - buying a house while pregnant, then moving into new house 3 days before giving birth. Not fun! Also then buying a puppy 2 months later. Insanity!
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@maddiepalmer @cheekmediaco @vanbadham Hahaha as you can imagine, easy access to the fridge at home without judgement for the past two years has been a real gift 😆
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Very excited to announce my new book! Desi Girl: On race, feminism, faith and belonging. A collection of memoir stories published by the good people at @UQPbooks. Out August 30 📚 🖊
UQPBooks@UQPbooks
✨ Cover reveal! ✨ Out September 2022: 'Desi Girl: On feminism, race, faith and belonging' by @@sarahbmalik, a collection of fascinating, memoir-style essays about coming of age and finding your feet as a second-generation Australian Muslim. 🌸 Pre-order: bit.ly/38B3ZQR
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@slamup I remember when I found out Australian authors get paid some money when you borrow their books from the library, and ever since it has given me an extra reason to seek out and borrow as many books as I can. And then if I love them, but them.
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@chlosarge I hope this is because of the reason I think it is! X
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In recent news, I'm thrilled to have signed with the fantastic @CaitlanCooper at @curtisbrownaus on my debut novel. This is something I've been working on since 2020. Two years and five drafts later, I'm excited to sign with an agent who loves these characters as much as I do 🍾
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@steph_gardiner My son asked if my grey hairs were my superpower.
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@JaneCaro @JaneCaro4Reason Thankyou - I bought it last Saturday, and just couldn't put it down, and finished it a few days ago. Two nights in a row I woke at 4am to continue reading. It made me cry more than once, and made me tense, and angry. Thankyou for writing it. I hope many many people read it.
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Just heard my novel ‘The Mother’ is the top selling adult fiction book in Australia this week. Thank you to everyone who has bought it. I’ve never written a best seller before but I guess now I have! @JaneCaro4Reason
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@LesStonehouse Pinetarsol that was always in our Darwin bathroom to treat prickly heat.
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@walkleys @RhionaJade @AJ101East @AJEnglish Huge congratulations @RhionaJade - what a superstar you are!
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The winners of All Media: Production are @RhionaJade and the @AJ101East team, @AJEnglish for “This is Myanmar’s State of Fear”. #walkleys

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