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@paradisekillher my jester keeps pretend stabbing me with string cheese and saying "all in jest, sire, all in jest!" but sometimes it feels like it's more than jest
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Read my new book, "The God Delusion", available everywhere October 2nd, 2006.
参加日 Eylül 2018
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When you forget to summon Hermit Purple in time
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this is innacurate cuz it's funny and the swears are perfectly delivered and aren't used like 5th graders
guildoessumstuff🎙@VAbrickaleg
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@aallleeexxxxxx1 he's real immersed. it was probably a part where a character took a nap and he wanted to wait the full 2 hours to really feel like he was a part of the world. it's just classic hardcore reading.
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This is what horror movies and horror games fail to capture
ATLAS©@designatlasexp
same skull, different fear 💀
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This conversation i had with oomf went crazy on tumblr a few years ago
CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder
“girl fuck you” is gender neutral
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America is increasingly becoming the hunger games.
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist
70% of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare, and there is a genocide in Gaza and Lebanon. Fuck the Met Gala.
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JOB INTERVIEW:
"Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?"
Most candidates say:
"I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps."
THE WINNING ANSWER:
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Matthew Lillard has been cast in ‘MAN OF TOMORROW’.
In theaters on July 9, 2027.
(Source: Deadline)
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