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I’m schizophrenic and my IQ is 147

@polygonsqueeze Horrible

@apocryphalite I remember infiltrating Scottish Twitter several years back & it had me saying “get tae fuck” for like 2 months straight

One of the funniest things that Scottish people do is pretend that "Scots" is a unique language which developed independently of English. Incredible levels of delusion. Just admit that you can only spell phonetically.

There is nothing more "technological" about a computer than a tree, and, while it may pervert and mar it, technology can never extinguish the human spirit

I once collapsed drunk in front of the Virgin of Pilar in Zaragoza and prayed for an hour. Awful hangover the next morning.

The good news is that the despair you feel is purely "situational"; the bad news is that the situation is unlikely to improve.

@Green_Friar Ugh

@apocryphalite True, but then when I looked at my phone, I wouldn't remember my exact feelings I had when I took the photo, and have flashes of memories from the same trip. I'm s simple nostalgic visual based man. 🤷‍♂️

I will never understand why people take photographs of famous landmarks while on holiday. Whatever it is, it has been photographed hundreds of times before by photographers with better equipment and far more talent than you, and their images are freely available on the internet.

@Green_Friar You could have a better phone background if the photograph was taken by a real photographer

@apocryphalite Eh i do it so I have a cool phone background:

@Brumairian You’re frightening me. Go away!

@apocryphalite Enough of WHAT?

Unlikely that any of those stories of medieval and early renaissance revelry and taverns and dancing are true, because I don't even have time for that, nor am permitted to.

@Brumairian Enough of that…

@apocryphalite I couldn't POSSIBLY know what you mean

@Brumairian I’m sensing a bit of sarcasm in your reply, but I don’t know why. I agree completely with your sarcastic reply.

@apocryphalite Of course there is NO way people in the past had more fun than you, a thoroughly Modern woman. No way at all.

There is no empirical reason to work. Those who claim that they must out of necessity—single mothers, poverty-line fry cooks and waiters, nurses—are lying; they are just addicted to their torture.

@unactuallife Dream boyfriend

You have a boyfriend and he’s flawless except for that at 00:00 every Tuesday he forgets everything that transpired between you the week before Do you…

@R3DSCARED Bleak

How I look at my cumboy bf when he’s making everyone in the room uncomfortable with the longest “racist” bit of all time

@R3DSCARED Bleak

How I look at my bf when he’s saying the n word

The first straight line was not created by man. It was discovered in nature, and every subsequent straight line is its descendent.

@our_decay This is so genius, I can’t stop laughing at the tweets

I fine-tuned a small LLM on my corpus of tweets and made a cedarbot. It should now tweet about every 20 minutes

@our_decay Lmaoooooooo

@sardonic_greek How old are you and what do you do for work?

I Am Ready For A Serious Relationship