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did i catch the falling food with my foot because i want it to taste better or because my dexterity is so high

@stxpididiot_ homienut

if you guys could eat clouds what flavor do you think they would be vanilla or coconut

its always ur a retard and never how is retard :(

@cinnamxchi no im a fat chud so i would eat the snacks first

Ok but would you let me eat snacks off of your biceps?

@mady4rl hey lol u can play with my feelings next

all those games and there is nothing to fucking play anymore

why are there so many shit aram mayhem ability arguments… sighhh this makes the alpha angry

@s_kydaires tell them their clash of clans base is rushed

What destroys a man the fastest??

@acezuix I wished for a tail but got ass hair instead

how does one get ass hair

@moonpetal76 im man and i steal ur food because im chud

Women steal hoodies. What do men steal? 😭

it’s crazy to think 3 years ago i used to sit in discord vcs until 4am and now i still do that

no worse feeling when ur playing league with friends and someones like "HOW ARE THEY SO FED" and ur 0/6/0 so u just shrivel up in ur chair and cry silently

@ivieirl thats why i sleep naked with no blanket and the windows open with no screen plus i keep the light on to lure them in

sleeping naked is disgusting what if a bug crawls up your ass

i’m useless as fuck does that turn you on

@heykizuna being gay with the homies cuz i wanna feel loved

Boys without girlfriends, what are you doing?

@tiosmios modded minecwaft >.<

So any game recs that aren't Val, CS, DBD, OW, League, RL, 2xko, or TFT? ^^

@acezuix hey lol what are pubes im a visual learner btw

straight pubes or curly pubes

drank enough monster to put down a tribe of elephants and ate enough taco bell to sustain africa for years

@acezuix ahh im suddenly wrapped in tin foil and chocolate ahaha...

@baambuwu i swallow it whole sometimes

when u eat a hersheys kiss do u circumcise its chocolate tip and suck it or just bite into it randomly like a savage

@LoveCaliToo good boy

@baambuwu I love you too

my love language is gift giving. unfortunately, that has made me materialistic

a guy asking me for advice in the gym makes me blush... i might be gay