Ericka

Girls be like, "I don't know why my entire body hurts today, it's not like I did anything crazy last night.."

Thinking about sending it to the Yankees Brewers game next weekend because I need some excitement in my life.

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

I'm the type to restart a song cus I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

Listening to some man scream tell a story about some girls “grilled cheese vagina” at 6:30 pm was not on today’s bingo card. I heard him loud and clear while pouring beers and he was at a table 20 feet away from me.

I need a vacation.

I hate when people ask if we carry Tito’s like it’s some obscure thing no one has ever heard of. On the flip side, there’s people who act like I kicked their dog when we don’t have something dumb like black cherry Windsor. I am just mad at people in general.

AND so many, “I have a tab under John (or whatever other dumb common name).” There’s 400 ppl in here my guy, you really think you’re the only one named John?

Still shocked at the amount of “I have a tab..” “okay what’s your name?” “No, I have a tab..” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU” interactions I had tonight.

3 incidents involving police and 3 fights in the last week and a half of bartending. I’m tired.

Well, this aged well. My ceiling still isn’t fixed.

It’s been a week since my whole ceiling debacle and I’m sick of wondering if/when maintenance men are gonna be in my apt..

Boston G Party. #RepBX

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Just realized I ate licorice for dinner. Sometimes I feel like I would benefit from a real adult being around.

If Subway is out of Italian Herb and Cheese bread, why are they even open?

Accidentally bought thin sliced cheese and I wanna know what kind of monsters are out here buying it on purpose??

Some chick asked me if I wasn’t serving her boyfriend because I had fucked him. That’s a first.

Twas very on brand for me to get drunk twice yesterday knowing I’m leaving for Vegas today.

What does one wear to a club in Vegas when it’s 45° outside? Or are we still living by the “hoes don’t get cold” rule at 37 years old?

I have maintenance men coming into my apartment to fix my ceiling in 4 hours yet here I sit, drinking a glass of wine and crying at instagram posts

More people should mix Love Letter by @odesza into their sets