Big Chops

Man what's the logic behind downing a plate of rice, boiled eggs and chicken and still feeling super hungry less than an hour after. Like I'm full but I feel hungry.

@dollarpresh @Chituru001 This makes so much sense and I'm not even a woman

@Chituru001 It’s too fast. It gets the work done quickly. Where’s the fun in that?

I think rose should not exist. it is so unnecessary and too much. 4/10

@feran_x You saved her life man 👏🏾👏🏾

My sister wanted a Range Rover, but was able to convince her to go for this instead.

@amanduregan Even crypto bros dey farm Elon money now

@bc__oe Bruhhhh i tire i

Wait I'm supposed to crawl?

How profitable is the event creation business?

I love when niggas put that one leg up n start droppin dick like it’s a shovel

VEVO was the only reason YouTube didn't get sued out of existence in 2009. Universal and Sony were ready to pull every music video off the platform. The labels argued YouTube was generating billions on their content while paying back almost nothing. Eric Schmidt's solution: let the labels build a parallel platform where they controlled the ad sales, the curation, and the branding. They called it Video Evolution. VEVO. The deal was simple. Every "official" music video would route through a VEVO-branded channel. The labels owned the inventory. They sold premium ad slots that regular YouTube videos couldn't access, charging advertisers top dollar to run alongside Beyoncé instead of a random gaming clip. The leverage was real. In 2010 when MTV.com tried to renegotiate licensing, UMG pulled every Universal video off the site. MTV's online platform collapsed. The labels had figured out something the platforms hadn't priced in. The platforms needed the labels far more than the labels needed any one platform. JustinBieberVEVO had 33.6 million subscribers. His personal YouTube channel had 4.2 million. TaylorSwiftVEVO had 27.3 million. Her personal channel had 2 million. The VEVO suffix marked the most valuable real estate on the platform. Then YouTube counter-punched with Content ID. Every fan upload using a licensed song could now be monetized directly for the labels. By 2016, YouTube had paid labels over $2 billion through Content ID alone. The labels stopped needing a parallel platform to get paid. YouTube was already paying. In 2018, YouTube started "consolidating" VEVO channels into Official Artist Channels. Artists could not opt out. The 33.6 million Bieber subscribers got auto-merged into a single channel without VEVO branding. Vevo.com shut down the same year, despite generating 25 billion monthly views. The VEVO logo still sits in the corner of every official music video. That's the only thing left of the last time a record label cartel had real leverage over a tech platform.

Pack your bags to where? Finish the sentence 😂

King of boys!

Let's try Vs Nigeria, shall we?

@GLat_2000 @funkeakindele @ApexofCayman Bro shut up. Just shut the hell up. Fool

@funkeakindele @ApexofCayman Igbo man owns an airline it is now a national issue It's well sha this hate against the igbos has to stop pls

Air Peace, this is unacceptable. Passengers (including elderly people) have been stranded since 6:30AM at London Gatwick Airport with no proper communication. After hours of delay, we were told there was a bird strike and promised a hotel. Hours later, people are still sitting at baggage claim hungry, exhausted, and without their bags. Elderly passengers are struggling. Families are tired. No clear updates. No support. Release passengers’ luggage immediately and provide the hotel you promised. Do something NOW. @flyairpeace

Thought the ink on the inner screen of my fold has spilled. Whole time it was just the protective cover that was peeling off. That shit almost gave me a heart stack mannn

@____chiemela Chiemela byeeee

@bc__oe Social media isn’t real life you know that.

Don't tell her this. She'd say you just don't wanna buy her wigs

@____chiemela There's videos all over socials honey 😃

@bc__oe Who is y’all? Lol i don’t think any woman is saying she doesn’t like braids because the want men to buy them wigs

Omo! 😂

@____chiemela I'm referencing the braids that y'all don't like because you think men say it cus they not tryna spend on em.

@bc__oe She doesn’t even have one wig on the whole video

What the fuck

Again, gotta respect the response time of that particular officer cus he literally shot almost immediately while others were pretty slow to grasp what was happening. Man was swift! 👏🏾 👏🏾