When my wife asked me to write her a story, I asked her to draw me Hob and Dream. She’s only ever saw Sandman once and isn’t crazed like I am but she is perfect in every way and indulges me. #ilovemywife#dreamling
I am now a type 1 diabetic and have to see the diabetic nurse on Thursday, to see how to inject myself 💉 Luckily, it's only once a week, so I won't feek like a pin📌 cushion Ouch!
My wife is in the middle of a Mexican standoff in the church nursery.
Our two year old got mad and threw a cup of animal crackers on the floor.
My wife refuses to leave until she picks them up. My daughter refuses to clean up until we promise her a cake pop and Bluey at home.
My wife (former Marine) is the most stubborn mom on the planet. My daughter (personality of an ISIS prison guard) will happily scream for hours on end.
I just dropped off a peppermint mocha for my wife. She’s digging in and playing the long game. Our pastor offered to broker a truce, but he left when the toddler hurled an elephant cookie at him, grumbling that our denomination doesn’t pay well enough to deal with situations like this (which is totally fair).
Will keep everyone apprised. If there are any hostage negotiators here with experience defusing toddler meltdowns, please reach out.
@djrtyhands Guys and Dolls with Brando and Sinatra. Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode Once More With Feeling. Sunshine on Leith and not a musical but worth seeing Velvet Goldmine.
what’s your favorite musical movie but you CAN’T say tick tick boom, hamilton, wonka, wicked, la la land, les mis, mamma mia and the greatest showman (this is actually just mee needing more movie!musical recs)