Bear

im crying bro got pissed off by literal animals

wtf

The Lobster’s vengeance will be swift and merciless.

@BluffenPuffin Mmmhhhhhmmmm

@bearlyable2 Wtf you caught me on a bad hair day

You guys know this dude?

@Labincrisis I dunno

@bearlyable2 What’s with the gray beak?

@BluffenPuffin That’s before the transplants!!

@bearlyable2 This you?

Anyone know what type of dog this is 🤔

@Labincrisis You gotta try roughing it!

@bearlyable2 I like mine in a bowl.

@Labincrisis Ya wanna go for a drink? It’s Friday!!!

@Labincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Canis_Familaris I think it’s a myth and they all live in Iowa.

@Jaguarincrisis @bearlyable2 @Canis_Familaris Are lions even in jungles? C’mon.

Hi Say hello of you love dogs

@Jaguarincrisis @Labincrisis @Canis_Familaris Well, I don’t like to throw my weight around but I am a badass… 🤣🤣🤣

@Labincrisis @bearlyable2 @Canis_Familaris But just cause they say tiger is king of the jungle when jaguars bite harder than tigers. And bears are probably more deadly than tiger too

@BullOnStandby No. You’re confused again….

I think I'll cross 100 followers on the very first day of tweeting . Am i a 🐐?

@thefarmersheep A solid 3

rate my outfit

@Labincrisis @Canis_Familaris @Jaguarincrisis Monkeys are a pain! They throw poopoo!

@bearlyable2 @Canis_Familaris Wait til you meet @Jaguarincrisis ! We hate monkeys.

@Labincrisis @Canis_Familaris Awesome!! My new bestie

@bearlyable2 @Canis_Familaris Yes! We can shake afterwards!

@BullOnStandby Dude! I am commiserating!! I love a good piece of beef….🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bearlyable2 i hate you now

how is my new hairstyle, can i pull bitches?

@Insectincrisis True dat, you know that they can’t vomit? Why?!?!?! I thought everyone vomited!

@bearlyable2 They are outdated bro

Be honest, why are horses still acting relevant in 2026? Humans already upgraded to cars, but bro still thinks it’s part of the transport system not knowing he outdated and useless

@BullOnStandby On the grill?

@bearlyable2 finally someone gave a sensible reply , rest of them were busy roasting me :/

@Labincrisis @Canis_Familaris Hiya there! Wanna join?

@bearlyable2 @Canis_Familaris Forest dog likes us!