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almost called myself an idiot then quick n said goofball instead - cause I’m not an idiot & that’s mean to say to myself.

just in case you forgot what I look like

y’all a pic of me in the mirror from a year ago popped up, right? I had no fucking hair & my back was THE MOST arched it could’ve been & my ass was still hella flat. Ohhhhh, time, you sure do work wonders 🥺🧡

Did I book a boudoir photoshoot for my late 25th bday present ? Absolutely. Do I have someone the boudoir’s will be for ? Absolutely not but at least I’ll never forget that I was hot 🤷🏻‍♀️🥂

I’m goin Bonnie & Clyde without you!!!!!!

God laugh at u when u make plans

if my mama ok with it i really don’t give a damn who else ain’t 🤣

Brilliant! However, those people “crawling into depressive episodes” are suffering from a chemical imbalance in the brain. Some of them cannot afford therapy, or even medication. With that being said, you should try out this thing called, “empathy.”

gotta get a cavity filled tomorrow & my aunt won’t be there to be my hygienist so naturally I am already having a panic attack. Immediately added the gas, am I pathetic for being excited for the gas?

think I’m gonna get a little seat cushion/booster seat for my car.

opened my car door & the corner hit me dead in the eye, I think I really may have given myself a black eye

asked my boss what he wanted from Starbs & he said “I know you got that stimmy, gimme a venti” 💀 I hate him lmao

@c_jxrv They always have the best jams too

I visit Soi Brow n become a brand new bitch

Asking for reassurance?...

I’m like

today when I picked up Vance & asked how his day at school was he said, “mom I already just talked about this.”

@anesagmarie let me tell you your future... come, look into my crystal ball

@berlllin Chill LOL

nobody can convince me that I am not a witch.

wow what a beautiful day, I just want to be on a swing

yes I do spray Versace cologne on my 3 year old before he goes to pre school, thanks for noticing