bev

sometimes that guy is a girl and she's now working towards getting 500 hours in mewgenics

@evilgeckowo i think she mighta taught me a thing or two during those 3 seconds, lmk if u need any help

@beverlypuff im so scared to go get fitted but I need it so badly

i went in for a bra fitting today and the associate greeted me and immediately bare fisted my boobs under my shirt for the longest 3 seconds of my life. she then promptly told me my size and picked out the best fitting bra i've worn in my entire lifetime

@thequavernote yesssss bet

@beverlypuff lets get high and do tony impressions to each other

cant get high at parties anymore. i keep poorly repeating quotes from the sopranos chrissy intervention scene and crushing the entire vibe

@tranz_schubert they put jordan peterson in this during his medically induced coma in russia

ah forget it

@FR0TTAGEC0RE thank you ms mollard, trans women all around the world are erecting statues in your honor. or are trying their hardest to, at least

@tranz_schubert you're so pretty oomfie

just another day in my beautiful chud life

@value_meal_ extremely /pos

Do I look autistic be honest no jokes

omg girl i didnt know you were trans until you spent the past 5 hours talking about ur most recent binding of isaac run

@tranz_schubert im gonna start following you more now oomf, what's ur address and place of work?

Stop unfollowing me right this instant.

@value_meal_ send me some loaf oomf

Trust da process

Tbh i really liked this request i can think of Maisie being very maternal towards Isaac #mewgenics #mewgenicsfanart

baby trans guy that moves to philly and slowly becomes more philly dickhead over the course of his transition: "go birds tdick head"

when its your birthday at @texasroadhouse and the butchy waitress on t busts out the sybian, so you gotta gag yourself with cinnamon buttered dinner rolls while all the other diners give you a big texas yeehawwww

@babyknifespice that's okay, i know the cure

i’m Sick

@thespookymunch why

sticking my hand in the toilet

@bugmode i didn't give a shit either, until she sent a suspicious package of meat to my front door. surrounding my house in wild cats

@beverlypuff I do not give a shit

Firm believer that everyone from Maryland is funny asf besides Stacy Cay