Jimbo Jones

@kinsellawarren No they’re not. But over 60,000 Canadians are dead from Covid.

They are such total pieces of shit.

@SatireSquadHQ Pretty sure Harvard would spell ‘polite’ correctly.

Harvard Report: Canada Dumbest Nation Alive Cambridge, MA — In a bombshell 2026 Global Stupidity Index released Tuesday, Harvard researchers crowned Canada the undisputed Dumbest Nation Alive, edging out perennial runners-up like North Korea and California. The report, titled “How One Polite Country Engineered Its Own Lobotomy,” cites a perfect storm of self-inflicted retardation that began the moment Justin Trudeau slithered into power in 2015 and somehow got worse under his banker cosplay successor, Mark Carney. “Canada didn’t just fall — it sprinted face-first into the pavement while apologizing for the sidewalk’s colonial history,” said lead researcher Dr. Harlan McBraindead. “Every metric — economic suicide, cultural brain-melt, demographic replacement — screams ‘we hate ourselves and want to die.’” The Liberals, those tireless champions of DEI quotas, gender fairy tales, and open-border masochism, have turned the once-functional country into a glittering dumpster fire. Mass immigration? Check — cities now resemble failed UN refugee camps where English is optional and taxpayer-funded housing is mandatory. Gender ideology? Check — biological males dominate women’s sports, prisons, and locker rooms while anyone noticing gets hauled before a human rights tribunal for “hate facts.” DEI hiring? Check — competence was quietly retired years ago in favor of checking every box except “qualified.” Voters, described by the study as “the most obviously mentally challenged electorate on Earth,” keep re-electing these clowns with the glassy-eyed devotion of a cult. Why? Because they’ve swallowed the gospel that everything wrong is Donald Trump’s fault. Housing crisis? Trump. Inflation? Trump. Fentanyl zombies in every major city? Trump. The fact Canada has been in economic and cultural free-fall since 2015 is apparently irrelevant — facts are colonial, after all. Enter Mark Carney, the Liberals’ shiny new messiah, elected on a pure platform of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He campaigned as the only adult who could “deal with Trump.” Result? Canada is now the only country on the planet without a new trade deal while even Mexico and the EU walked away with wins. Carney’s big move: more virtue-signaling speeches, more carbon taxes, and more apologies. The Harvard team called it “peak retarded diplomacy.” At press time, Liberal strategists were reportedly drafting a new national slogan: “Sorry, eh? Please keep us stupid.”

@gardenofEMC @TheBuckYouWill ***Spews a bunch of racist bullshit… “Stop calling me racist!”

@TheBuckYouWill I really only want to hear a Canadian accent as well. Fluent proper English! No more foreign third world accents! Sorry! Call me patriotic not racist!!

YOU SHOULD HAVE TO BE BORN IN CANADA TO BE AN M.P. I won’t be lectured about ANYTHING a screaming insane D.E.I. foreigner born in Jaffna, Sri Lanka has to say. EVER. FUCK THIS CULTURAL MOSIAC BULLSHIT. Take your post nationalist state… …AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS.

@TheBuckYouWill You’re a sad little man living in a hate filled world of his own creation. I feel sorry for you.

@loveline42 @FarhanKhanCA @Smileyyeg ‘Allowed’.

@FarhanKhanCA @Smileyyeg You not aloud to to came from another province to vote for separation

Conservatives from all over the country will be coming to Alberta to vote in favour of separating. We are all that remains of Canada.

@Smileyyeg If you don’t live here you can’t vote. Fuck off.

@trainofangels00 Me.

Name something very Canadian in Alberta that will ALWAYS be Canadian and how nothing will ever change it. I'll start. Banff National Park. 🇨🇦🍁

@noah_mwamfupe More every day.

Be completely honest! Do you like Pope Leo? Yes. No.

@RiseOfAlberta What kind of assurances do you have that the US won’t simply designate Alberta a territory and take all our resources?

Every time Washington moves faster to support Alberta energy than Ottawa does, the case for Alberta independence gets stronger. At this point, it is no longer theoretical. Canada is the obstacle to Alberta’s prosperity. Independence is how we clear the path.

Never forget he let Russian spies steal our data.

Remember when the White House had class? I miss those days.

@wealthmoose This was a year ago. And the government stepped up. Don’t repost things without checking them, you dingus.

🚨 #BREAKING A Canadian mother’s heartbreaking plea is going viral as the government denies her daughter life-saving treatment. "Tomorrow is her final infusion." Her daughter battles Batten disease..a rare, fatal condition. Without this medicine, it is a death sentence. This is the devastating reality of the current healthcare system. 🇨🇦 While billions are sent abroad, a Canadian child is being left behind. We cannot let this happen. Demand action. Tag your MP and @MarkJCarney below. This story needs to go viral. The government must support her !🇨🇦 #Canada #HealthcareCrisis #SaveThisChild #CdnPoli

If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re then your an idiot

@david_parker You’re a goof. Put your phone down and go outside. It’s springtime! And life is going on with almost nobody thinking about separating. Canada is awesome, and you’re either blind, or getting paid to smear it Go fuck yourself.

Can you feel it? The slow despair creeping across Canada? You can see it on the streets. You can hear it in the classrooms. Everywhere, people are losing hope. Our political elite say, "things have never been better" while they stuff their pockets with our money.

“At the end of the day, the government is neither the legal abomination that many want to pretend it is nor illegitimate. It is a product of the parliament that we elected and the times we are in. You don’t have to like it, but don’t lie about it.”

Why is Danielle Smith exempting Kevin O’Leary from getting the required environmental impact assessment for his proposed data centre in Alberta?

@trainofangels00 Sure, he was a great hockey player. I am disappointed in him of course, but we’re Canada, we can forgive him if he apologizes and renews his allegiance to the greatest country on earth. Say sorry Wayne, it’s easy.

Canada....do you still have any respect for Wayne Gretzky?

@MatrixMysteries Carney already scrapped this. You fuckers love to whine and complain though, so I assume you won’t applaud him for it.

“Canada is banning gas cars by 2035.” So someone looked into how it passed. No vote. No public debate. Just a regulatory change pushed through quietly. Mandates ramp up: 20% by 2026. 60% by 2030. 100% by 2035. Governments are now deciding what you’re allowed to drive.

@Tablesalt13 Yeah let’s look to the USA for advice on deficits.

The Canadian Federal deficit is approaching $100 Billion per year with no end in sight This is Canadians burying their OWN KIDS in debt to own Donald Trump. Canadians are the dumbest voters on planet earth.

@ezralevant It’s because Alberta is so politically unstable it would be a terrible idea from any business point of view. Until the stupid referendum is put to bed and Alberta is firmly embedded in Canada there will be very little investment here.

Trump authorized Enbridge to build a pipeline across the Canadian border into North Dakota. No delays, no carbon taxes or carbon capture experiments. That same company can't build a pipeline across B.C., because Carney's demands make it just too risky. whitehouse.gov/presidential-a…