𝑬𝒗𝒂𝒏 𝑩𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆𝒚 - 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒛 .

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ "𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒖𝒑 𝒐𝒏 '𝒆𝒎." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

Only in your dreams

nuh uh

aye, Milo knows his shit — but I can communicate with a homicidal armed maniac . I can't with a shark

Yes but that doesn't change the fact that I'd pick an encounter with a trigger happy homicidal maniac over scuba diving with sharks

you run into burning buildings for a living of course you're not scared of giant teeth-y death fish

they're still scary asf, brudda

yes and the unintentional murder of another human is called manslaughter

Sharks attacking people in Sydney — HA, I TOLD YOU SO, BUCKLEY

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀

i hope this hurts.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ "𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒕." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀