Kim Guldberg

@NJSimmondsbooks I do the same for my daughters an grand kids. 365 days a year, 24/7

Since I was 18 my stepdad refused to drink New Years Eve just in case me, my sister, or his son couldn'tget home and needed a lift. I'm 47 now and he's still "on call" tomorrow night - this time for his grandchildren. No one has ever called but he'll still wait up just in case 🥹

@iammemeloper If you were to call this function, like console.log(IsBig());, it would print 'big' to the console.

What would this return?

@drb0n3z Th reason you think it has no exploitable vulnerabilities is that the company doesn't develop it anymore and there don't look for vulnerabilities anymore. Hackers and pen testers, on the other hand, do. Software without exploitable vulnerabilities doesn't exist.

Someone please explain how EOL software, with no exploit code, is a critical finding on a pentest please

@bellebrgs I have diabetes so count me out

I heard Trump described as a cancer on the US democracy and I kind of like that analogy. You see most cancers are caused by something, smoking, Aspestos or other. Maybe the progressives should analyse the situation and try to locate the patogene that caused that cancer

@dimitrimckay When is the next "get naked and get shit done day?" Just so that I can work from home like I do on the suit up days

It was one of those suit up and get shit done days. Got dressed. Got shit done.

@vysecurity Why don't you ask that question on ChatGTP, the answer might surprise you and ask again in a month to be surprised again

Who's everyone following for Red Team advice and latest useful news these days? I think I'm not following the right people.

@venstredk og @JakobEllemann!! Hvorfor nedlægger I ikke Grundlovsdagen i stedet for Storebededag? I har jo tydeligt vist at grundloven ingen betydning har mere så det ligger vel lige for!

@JoshOps Sure beats "do I look fat in these pants"

I received this text from my wife.

Once upon a time that blue check mark meant something. These days it just means the user paid some money. Anybody can do that, we can now dismiss that blue checkmark it means nothing now @elonmusk

You can do marriage two different ways. You can average your misery or you can double your joy. I recommend the later

Nothing lasts forever and you should never rehearse for bad news. If it happens you deal with it, if it's good news you take it

@LiveOverflow There are no real hacker forums, just a bunch of forums full of script kiddies and wannabees

pls don’t ruin the only real hacker forum

@AudreyStJames1 Well I do for one and my friends do. In my world the point is that I tend to like Friends I disagree with and a simple fact that somebody knows something I know would be stupid. I would much better have a friend who knows something I don't. Feel free to create an echo chamber

@AudreyStJames1 Not going to give you a thumbs up for 2 reasons. I know exactly what they are and I wish somebody would remake this movie properly, less cartoony & much more dark & even if I know what they are that really doesn't make us friends. I'm quite particular about who I count as friends

The Russian army aspired to be the second best army in the world. Now it is barely scraping by as the second best army in Ukraine.

All Liz Truss had to do was to do a little better than "BoJo the clown". How do you fuck that up???

@mikko Christ sake Mikko. It's 2022, I could have verified you years ago

I am Verified.

@RANGERTWOZERO @walter_report What you are watching is war. Peace time security measures are not in effect, people get killed. Not more reckless that running towards the enemy. War is reckless

@walter_report I thought the guy with the camera firing off a few rounds right in front of his advancing fireteam was a bit reckless?? No??

Ukrainian Special Forces unit ambushed a vehicle with russian invaders.

@HackingDave The funny part is that you would be able to claim that you are a woman and dress in stilettoes, a short skirt and let your hair grow. The liberals and progressives would applaud you and call you courageous. Dress like batman and everybody would call you an idiot

I don’t understand why I can’t dress like Batman to customer meetings.