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#imarkhelena: scarlet letter

god i'm so tired

H PAR PARM KINKY RD 66

yo but if there's a whopper jr that means... whopper... my man 🤝😂

@evilelysionarts no i mean i can see how she thought that given the shade of green his eyes are

@butchbrain is this directed @ han because she thought Adam’s eyes were blue 😔

her beautiful blue eyes

@defianthellyna bring back shame 💔

@butchbrain just doing this shit in the middle of grand central girl ok……..

idk what to tweet anymore heres helly crawling

@defianthellyna she gotta whore out in front of her boss she dgaf who else is watching

@finalsgirl expressing gratitude for her january 6th pardon

@zufutruther yes!! wasn't listening to anything today but i think im gonna pick out an audiobook for next time :)

@butchbrain @finalsgirl i was a page for 4 years in hs/college. organizing books on the shelves w earbuds in fucking rocks

started volunteering at the library and they had me aligning all the books on the shelves

@defianthellyna just pissing me off

@butchbrain im so sick of her

she's so..

@aparadisolost they did but i'm living my truth

@butchbrain Jahahagagagagagaga i feel like they just gave that to her at the event but still

Awesome opening line for an invite

@icetowncalzone oh my god i'm going on friday so this had me panicking for a sec

how life feels when hokum ny premiere with oomfs is tonight

did this for three and a half hours in complete silence

@defianthellyna i was wondering how long it would take u to get here

@butchbrain #yum

I’ve been laughing so hard at this for like 8 minutes bye

many such cases