chi 🚩

eid mubarak xx

i could’ve easily crashed out with having no hot water, being late & it raining but i’ve genuinely just seen the positives in it all🥹🤞

i genuinely woke up so happy especially after praying fajr, alhamdulillah.

@httpsliiv yer silly cunt HAHAHAHAHAHAH

@ONLYTANGS_ literally the owner but ok man

@c970k as if you have a job

heard my work alarm this morning and went through all five stages of grief before getting out of bed

june is lover girl szn

i could do with a glass of fresh mango juice

😘😽

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

Sybau (Subhanallah you’re beautiful and unique)

a week off is dangerous because you start forgetting you’re employed 😭

The perfect bench

Sounds like intimacy with a woman isn't for you. Have you tried men?

I’ve been told I’m extreme for wanting these kind of pakitos deported. Brother in an ideal world there would be capital punishment for these lot.

Idc how grown i am, ima watch me a Disney Movie.

they played in her face so much she decided to move to the backrooms

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL men used to go to fucking war