Candie

End-stage 'Afrobeats to the world': One of the greatest delusions of Nigerians refusing to fix the local music industry was "they don't have our sauce. Everyone will come to us." Even after seeing the stripping and reintegration of Caribbean genres into the global music splicing machine. Afrobeats is there already. Every pop culture space has stripped, redefined and melded Afrobeats into their local offering, making it far removed from the West African originators. This dude doesn't need to come to Lagos for no 'sauce.' He already unlocked his own new and familiar thing. This is end-stage Afrobeats to the world.

See what Opeyemi got in the name of “sardine bread”… Nigeria bakers, you guys can do better na 😭😂😂

Since you're so educated make 6 words from Meat.😁

Again, he had the best verse on that track. "I put a nxgga in a circle and let's see where he got."

developer mfs removing the "🚀💥❌✅🔥—" from their code before submitting the pr

My brain rounds 48 to 50, adds 27 for 77, then corrects by subtracting 2 to give me 75. You?

how do you even become dangerously competent?

English: They are selling oranges Ibadan:

I genuinely wonder how Chowdeck's payment via Paystack is that fast. it takes only 3-5 seconds brooo

Please take him seriously. In one of my roles I was told they made a decision to hire me because I explained the term “reconciliation” more realistically than anyone else they interviewed even though I was the least experienced.

Go to ChatGPT and use this prompt: Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me. Come back and share your photo: I'll go first.😂