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Guess I can finally impart some negativity here since this relationship has sadly come to an end. But that’s just not a good stick that Klay is showing off right there. I’m sorry. It’s just not.
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Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson in new photo.
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My favourite part of this staged event? I watching Trump eat shit.
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Once yall realize “love languages” don’t mean anything, you’ll be free to actually address the real issues that prevent you from having healthy relationships.
k@yslnadi
Acts of service being your love language, but not being comfortable asking people for anything
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BACON DONT NEED NO OIL! BACON GOT ITS OOOOOWN OIL!
The Net Daily@TheNetDaily
That’s some evil genius behaviour 😭
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@cungar2000 @sanfilti @naughtyyraven maybe. these women are selling an experience. think of it like watching ph vs buying content. sure ph is free, but for $50 a girl you think is hot can make you a custom video and say your name. the personalization and perceived intimacy makes the difference
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@sanfilti @naughtyyraven But can’t they fulfill that fantasy for less money?
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that’s why no jeep wrangler ever jumped over the moon
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Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler
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“He’s furious” brother he’s just coked out
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Head on a swivel, scanning for threats. @SecWar You can tell he’s furious.
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“wife duties” and it’s cooking a meal
Mo🧚🏼@Pearlyi_n_
That’s why it’s important to stop doing wife duties as a girlfriend!!! I mean why would you cook, clean or do laundry for a boyfriend?
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Boomers are scary, because a lot of them are docile, but sometimes you’ll run into one in the 10% who are genuinely totally okay with committing murder over being slightly inconvenienced
Chaos TV@ChaosTV
Demented old Karen snips hydraulic lines on a boom lift while the operator is up there.
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that's because its not tel aviv, its yaffa, palestine.
Andrey X@the_andrey_x
The beach in Tel Aviv is littered with pieces of Palestinian houses destroyed in 1948
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and if she didn’t do this then yall would use it as an explanation for his cheating
TrendShift 🍵 ⏳@TrendshiftTea
Megan did all this just to be cheated on?😹😂🙌being lazy can actually save you a lot
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The genre is called animated children's movies and it's okay if you like them but don't pretend they're something else
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idk sometimes i go on instagram and see that everyone from my hometown is essentially in the same friend group they were in in 2019 and i get really scared
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most unrealistic part of euphoria is keeping in contact with this many people from high school
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Runs in the family I guess
Leading Report@LeadingReport
Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. seen not ducking for cover.
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Birdbath you have to stop. Your water too deep. Your edge too slick. They can’t land safely. Smaller songbirds will avoid you.
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Your birdbath is missing half its potential users. And it's because you're missing a rock. Pollinators and smaller songbirds can't drink from a standard birdbath. The water is too deep, the edge is too slick, and they can't land safely. Bees drown in them. Butterflies avoid them. Chickadees, finches, and warblers wait for a puddle instead. A single large rock in the middle of the birdbath that breaks the water surface turns the whole thing into usable habitat. Now bees can land on the dry top of the rock and drink from the edge. Butterflies can perch. Small birds have a safe resting spot. It costs nothing. It takes thirty seconds. It doubles who uses the birdbath overnight. The things dying of thirst in your yard right now are the ones your birdbath was never built to help.
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