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This is why you can’t script this man. Reporter: “Who takes over now that the supreme leader is dead?” Trump: “I don’t know… I guess the position’s open. I’m creating jobs in Iran too.” 😭king.

1. I am Iranian 2. Khameneii death MADE US HAPPY 3. We don't want Maryam Rajavi 4. We don't want reformists 5. We only support @PahlaviReza #KingRezaPahlavi #MEKterrorists

1. I am Iranian 2. Khamenei death MADE US HAPPY 3. We don't want Maryam Rajavi 4. We don't want reformists 5. We only support @PahlaviReza #KingRezaPahlavi #MEKterrorists

@realDonaldTrump Iranians thank you!

@RudyGiuliani We choose Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi!

Reza Pahlavi is the heir to a regime of corruption and brutality imposed by outsiders on the Iranian people. He has lived a life of a self proclaimed "prince" supported by the money stolen from the people. His presence demeans the sacrifices being made for freedom.

@KamalaHarris Thank you @POTUS @realDonaldTrump for being the only loud international actor that is liberating the Iranian people. ❤️

Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice. Read my full statement:

@TimorTalash God jul min mysiga broder

god jul! 🎄❤️

@TimorTalash ja kan gärna ta dina uber eats uppgifter, ska inte beställa något 👉👈

är iväg och kan ej göra mat till tjejen, detta är alltså hennes ”girl dinner”, tre bitar fetaost… som om mitt kort inte är inlagt på hennes uber eats.

@TimorTalash Beklagar

meanwhile jag 💀

how features from a real 🐐 sounds

Get the interior designers back on cocaine please

@richardursomd 100% of babies who tragically died of SIDS all had one thing in common - they all went to bed. Therefore, it is clear, the solution is to never let babies sleep. Swap out those milk bottle and bosoms for Red Bull.

@AlpacaAurelius Besides the evolutionary benefit of darker skin, I can’t see anyone who mentioned on of the most important confounders. UK&CA got more doctors, better diagnostic tools, easier access to healthcare despite socioeconomics, all leading to a higher rate of diagnosis, not the disease

The UK & Canada have higher melanoma rates than Brazil & Hawaii. The sun isn't causing melanoma.

It’s crazy we all know who this is

Jokes on Epstein, turns out the state didn't have any evidence never kill yourself

then explain how i'm married to the game

makes you wanna click yes just to unlock the special cutscene