Checkmate

It’s 2026. Don’t let anything hold you back. Not even your biggest fear, go for it!! Go for every fvcking thing! Fail, learn. Keep moving and keep going!! Be shameless while at it. Fvck what people have to say, be a nuisance while at it until you get it. Go for it!!!

This is embarrassing. Not sure why organizations do this. If you must engage influencers then why not the sharp people on the TL who talk about the NGX?

“There o” is a grammatical word that means that I am present in this vicinity and that anything that goes down in this environment I will be actively available and support the issue, additionally “there o” also implies that I don’t move, I call my guys to secure the place.

@stethandstocks APR is over 30%. You want to kill defaulters? They’re already on choke hold 🤣🤣

Name the defaulters we want to check something.

Why Bamboo? Why???? 😭

Even if your life turns out “average.” Record yourself. You future generation wants to see you.

@Arakunrin_emma @liljay_jerry @Ssaasquatch Oh thanks

@checkmatecastle @liljay_jerry @Ssaasquatch 3% down.

Can’t help but calculate the entire portfolio value whenever I see screenshots like this.

@liljay_jerry @Ssaasquatch How did you calculate it? His total equity amount isn’t showing

@Ssaasquatch 53m+

@AbangMercy @Ssaasquatch @asemota Wetin concern kidnapper and portfolio gains? How dem wan take know the meaning? 😂

@Ssaasquatch @asemota If he’s a Nigerian resident I worry about posting a portfolio when you’re being followed by kidnappers who likely know you too well, that’s my main anxiety

MAY 11 👨🏽‍✈️ music.empi.re/thegameneedsus

Ecclesiastes 11:2 – "Invest in seven ventures, yes, in eight; you do not know what disaster may come upon the land."

Did UBA Generate Wealth for Me or Just Protect My Capital?, #nigeriastockmarket #stocks #etfs #ngx #dividends

Nigerian chess master Tunde Onakoya played 10 games at once in Germany and won all of them.

No one could explain the meaning of “and 25% of votes in FCT.”

All of you GenZ’s and unlearned millennials that clown Nigeria asking mockingly “why are we even called Giant of Africa, self?” this is why! In the 60s-90s, Nigeria was literally Africa’s sugar daddy, $20m here, $10m there, and so on and so forth to other African countries! we didn’t only talk about Pan-Africanism we put our money where our mouth was. Also, at independence, many African countries didn’t have as many educated professionals as Nigeria. In a lot of African countries that gained independence after us from 1963 onwards, the first chief justice, auditor general, surgeon general, vice chancellors of universities were all Nigerians! The first black chief justice of Botswana was Akinola Aguda, the first black chief justice of Gambia was Emmanuel Ayoola, when the portuguese left Mozambique in the 70s Nigerian health care officers (doctors and nurses) were sent to shore up their healthcare system from collapse bcos they just didn’t have enough qualified doctors. after all said and done we sent over 10,000 professionals across africa and the carribeans to help them incubate their newly independent nations should we even talk about the ECOMOG troops in the 90s that 70% majorly funded (spent over $3b+) and equipped by Nigeria with Nigerian soldiers forming 75% of the peacekeeping force? ECOMOG led by us was highly responsible for ending the Liberian and Sierra Leonean civil wars. I won’t even go into details of what Nigeria contributed to the South African anti-apartheid efforts! Nigeria gave and gave and forgot to pay attention to its own development and today we’ve become the pariah amongst nations!

Problem iwo ati family e niyen.

You lot are so convinced it could never be you and it’s honestly hilarious. All it takes is one or two bad trades, a bit of revenge trading to “win it back,” and poof! $700k is gone

We will be deploying high speed internet at Engineering Faculty in UNN to cover all departments. This will be for students and staff of the faculty only. This will enable a new wave of research and learning there. We will become the greatest workforce in Africa in 10 years.

The Jim Ovie, Okoya, Dangote, Femi Otedola, Tony Elumelu and some unknown billionaires in Idumota, Gbagi, Sabo gari, and Aba e.t.c were accomplished because they learn to keep the trade secrets. Now SMEs owners are flying to China with cameras. You negotiated the prices in front of chinese to your end-users in the name of making contents while you are buying million of dollars of goods back to back. They knew your market is large, now these Chinese are now infiltrating your market by building warehouses, small factories, and recruiting Nigerians content creators to market to your retailers and end-users and you’re crying on TikTok, complaining about low sales, and declining bulk orders 😂 What used to be relationship-driven access, controlled information, protected margins is now searchable, visible, instantly accessible. Infact, visibility is becoming a tradable asset and it is reshaping distribution. The heartbreaking part? The government is not regulating the market for you people through strict investment policies, and you will still pay humongous taxes at the end of the year 😂😂😂 Una no dey produce 😂😂😂 eni leverage kankan ni global market except for oil . Una eyes go peel ! I feel sorry for us though…. ____ Rukayat Adeleke Osogbo

Pick up lines na for people wey never serious with life