Ciara

the way men go from worshipping the ground you work on, triple texting, to discarding you and genuinely treating you with the utmost contempt will never not shock me at its cruelty

simple thoughtfulness like this can never happen where i’m from

This one is for the cameras 📸 am sure they are no longer together!!! #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAUS #MarriedAtFirstSight #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia

I don't buy Steve and his commitment to Rachel. It won't last 5 minutes. I think he's either asexual or likes men. Just an inkling... #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia

Hello @AltonTowers. I lost my AirPods at your resort on 5th May and filled out the lost property form (with full details). I was the very last guest out of the hotel before it closed after the May Day bank holiday weekend, on 5th May. Ergo, a customer couldn’t have picked them up. They’ve been pinging in Splash Landings Hotel (in the Flambo’s Jambo restaurant, which is where I know I accidentally left them on a table before leaving after taking a Teams call before my drive back to London) ever since, until yesterday… It looks like one of your staff members have taken them home as they’re now at a nearby address in Stoke-on-Trent - I’m going to guess that’s not your usual lost property procedure… Can you let me know who in Alton Towers or Merlin I should contact regarding CCTV requests as I’d like to report this as a theft offence to Staffordshire Police? Many thanks. P.S. I contacted you about this privately via Facebook Messenger on 6th May, but you never bothered replying. It’s now 11th May FYI. Really good to know you value customer service - particularly for Merlin Annual Passholders.

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

the bob is being connected to her eye liner??!!

No one: Uber Eats Notification: good morning you fat piece of shit. Click the button to make shrimp arrive via private taxi

unfortunately, i do enjoy the DOWNFALL of people who did me wrong

This is how I thought working a corporate job would be like when I was a kid

me encanta cuando conozco a gente joven que se dedica a la carpintería o a ser panadero en vez de ser un becario explotado de deloitte

Coworker that reported me to HR tried wishing me a happy birthday…

Every woman I have ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.

me at 3am trying to figure out what's wrong with me

I'm not the prettiest girl but I have other qualities like my horrible attitude and terrible work ethic