john schlagenheim 🐊

Lumo going viral in 2026 but everyone thinks he’s AI. Put some respect on his name

Afroman celebrated outside the Adams County courthouse after scoring a major win in his defamation trial. 🤣

Whatever else they might say, Sunrise seems to sense that early-2020s environmentalism is dead

The Choctaw Vampire Hunters from Sinners deserve a prequel/spin off

Something that has been interesting for me since the war between Israel + Iran began, is seeing how little even those who oppose the regime and its proxies actually know about the extent of the crimes they’ve committed in other countries. For example, the Syrian civil war: I am at a loss over how many unironic posts I’ve read from people who claim to be opposed to Hezbollah, in response to this idea that Syria is going to invade them (it isn’t), saying things like: “at the very least, 1 thing we should appreciate is the fact that Hezbollah doesn’t rape civilians or randomly gun people down”. Oh, sweet child… do I have news for you… Hezbollah didn’t just stop at indiscriminate massacres and starvation sieges in Syria. They used rape as a ‘weapon of war’ throughout the entirety of the civil war, just like other militias. Not even young girls or boys were spared. Hezbollah was responsible for (+ actively engaged in) the kidnapping + selling of Syrian civilians into human trafficking and forced sex slavery… where the hell have you been??

Viltrumite society some bullshit, man. A race this stupid was bound to go extinct

Anarchists caught working with the CIA again

Military Media – Al-Qassam Brigades The Al-Qassam Brigades extend their congratulations to our steadfast, patient, and mujahid people everywhere, and to our Islamic Ummah, on the occasion of the blessed Eid al-Fitr. We ask Allah Almighty to return it to us with our prisoners liberated and the path of the Prophet (al-Masra) purified from the filth of the occupation.

Yeah instead of the handsome mayor of NYC, she could be dating a guy who never leaves his parents basement but makes based Hezbollah edits

>Seems like Iran successfully struck the power station in Haifa >Reports of power drops in the area >Israeli platform: falls in sensitive area in Haifa, location and pictures will not be shared >Other impact sites are still being assessed by emergency teams

Thread: The real reason behind Kataib Hezbollah’s “5-day halt” 🧵 1/ Kataib Hezbollah’s announcement of a 5-day halt on attacks against U.S. bases and interests in Iraq is being misread. This is not a tactical pause, not a gesture of restraint, and not a calculated reset.

Military Media – Al-Qassam Brigades The Al-Qassam Brigades extend their congratulations to our steadfast, patient, and mujahid people everywhere, and to our Islamic Ummah, on the occasion of the blessed Eid al-Fitr. We ask Allah Almighty to return it to us with our prisoners liberated and the path of the Prophet (al-Masra) purified from the filth of the occupation.

I can tell shit is going really south for the USrael against Iran because a lot of the psycho hawks I follow are just posting about random shit from American history and culture like they don’t want to acknowledge reality