cmon kell

attempting a self guided exorcism

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

@PopBase Hank Williams, more like HAYLEY WILLIAMS

CONSEQUENCE unveils their list of best vocalists of all time: #1. Freddie Mercury #2. Aretha Franklin #3. Whitney Houston #4. Marvin Gaye #5. Robert Plant #6. Beyoncé #7. Ella Fitzgerald #8. Mike Patton #9. Michael Jackson #10. H.R. #11. Roy Orbison #12. Nina Simone #13. Rob Halford #14. Ray Charles #15. Mariah Carey #16. Hank Williams #17. James Brown #18. Adele #19. Chris Cornell #20. Kendrick Lamar

the devil you egg is better than the devil you don’t

Youre telling me a flea runs this market

guy who pronounces testicles like a greek name

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

hamburger help us

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

None of the bipolar ppl I kno have ever had a kkk or Hitler phase for what it’s worth

meeting new people is hard because now i have to tell them about the curse

@youremyloverr they are all wrong because this is Edleys on 12 South in Nashville

Call me the Taylor swift encyclopedia because I know this is circa 2012 at pancake pantry maybe even with Connor Kennedy?

Topography of USA

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

Tanzania

My daughter gon be mad asf when I name her Nene Leakes

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

this too shall turn into a whole thing

Iced coffees, manipulating, black mail, Bermuda shorts, no consequences, sex in public, big marble kitchen islands, yoga pants, burner phones, big stacks of cash, tunnels