Steve Conaway

@Tim_Stevens I still have my pre-order.

Hey folks, I'm still looking for a few more perspectives from Cybertruck pre-orderers. If you have or had your $100 down and care to answer a few questions, hit me up!

@SandraKorpitz Perfect!

kind of want a lil baby tattoo

@rycrist @the_ironsheik I’d totally forgotten about this.

RIP to a true legend, @the_ironsheik, and throwback to that time ten years ago when I got the chance to interview him about an alarm clock app at CES.

Also, yes. I was tempted.

Leaving a med facility Sec guard: hey you wanna wrestle later? Me: huh? Sg: you wanna wrestle? You got those tats? Yea You still in pretty good shape? Me: well, not the best obviously. Sg: come on. I’ll let you beat me up for $50 Me: *walking away* I dunno. Sounds like a setup

And to be clear, I’m 99% sure it was a legit offer to fight vs a pickup line of some sort.

@elonmusk can I pay for my tri motor in DOGE later this year? #cybertruck 🤣🤷‍♂️

@MrsMollyPrice Makes sense. I mean, can you imagine a guy my size trying to fit down a normal chimney? Probably makes even more sense if he’s like - keyhole sized.

Wait wait wait. Santa isn't human sized? 🤯

@rh_brown Sadly, I’ve seen them all.

Imagine a reality show with the dolls as toys starring in it. They live in “Malibu” and it accounts for all of Barbie history. She has like 60 jobs, lives in a mansion that’s basically a pocket universe with all of her clothes, vehicles, friends, pets etc. Sadly only one season.

My girls watch a Barbie cartoon on Netflix called Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse and it’s probably the funniest, smartest thing in their current viewing rotation

@RaeHodge Well I didn’t know you rode.

@meganwollerton @MrsMollyPrice I’m now wondering why I don’t have a menards gif. New quarantine project.

@MrsMollyPrice @cnetsteve OMG, it's a GIF.

Someone talk me out of building a picnic table for our patio. I know I prob can't do it, but I really want to try. This is not normal for me. I am a quitter by nature. Help?

@meganwollerton @MrsMollyPrice Are you even writing this down???

@meganwollerton @MrsMollyPrice Across from your outdoor theater

@rycrist I also prefer the original cut.

Finally watching the Arrested Development S4 recut, which I had avoided for years. It’s not good! A shame that the underrated original cut has to be hidden away in Netflix’s “Trailers & More” section, with the inferior recut listed as the default.

Anybody wanna talk about magenta?

@MrsMollyPrice @shelbybrown91 @RaeHodge I'm in.

@shelbybrown91 @RaeHodge Someday, let's all emerge from quarantine with shoulder pads.

@RaeHodge and me listening to Fiona Apple today: