Bluejay🦋
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Bluejay🦋
@codenamebluejay
A feral raccoon who gets far too invested in trash TV—mostly MAFS.






Still on the fence about #Danny 🐍? HORRIFIC unseen footage of him talking about #Bec to the crew two days before telling her he was falling in love was just shown on the #MAFS #MAFSAU after show.




Oh, I’ve just realised this is the last time we’ll see Mel on our screens ☹️. BRB gonna have a little cry cause she looks so beautiful and healthy and I’m sad again 😭 #MAFS #MAFSAU

friends! I joke every year, but should I apply for the next season of #MAFS for the lols? My mum will definitely disown me (even though you’d all find her iconic💁🏻♀️), but how camp would it be for me to live tweet this shitshow while watching myself on said shitshow 🤩? #MAFSAU








