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@NoahGarfinkel @barenakedladies Unapologetic follow request!
I’m getting back into stand-up after a brutal 4-year detour.
I’ve opened for Stanhope, won int’l competitions.
Watch me win it back or fall apart trying!
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Cautiously optimistic comic
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@CodyCalebra
detroit-based comic building a comeback story after being moneyfucked by the fates
Detroit, MI 参加日 Mart 2009
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@peebuttnutter lol I just spent 3 hrs learning to cut comedy clips to post my first clip and it gets zero views then I type this shit out in five seconds and it’s off to the races x.com/codycalebra/st…
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dogs=dicks, cats=vaginas, yes i will elaborate
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@peebuttnutter Because we can’t sit outside and do it
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@gatorgar I just posted my first comedy clip on X and your tweet was the next thing i saw :) x.com/CodyCalebra/st…
Cautiously optimistic comic@CodyCalebra
dogs=dicks, cats=vaginas, yes i will elaborate
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Most of the friends I’ve made on X have less than 1,000 followers.
The rest have less than 10,000.
Maybe a few accounts bigger than that, but no more than 5.
I want those smaller accounts to have a chance to make and share their own content, and for it to be seen and valued HIGHER than the gigantic robotic repost slop accounts.
If that makes me a bad guy, then I’m the worst.
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@whoismatt @VitoComedy this is fucking hilarious 🤣
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@VitoComedy to be fair, the ingredients are traditionally sourced from a broken fridge in an abandoned amusement park, so this is canonically accurate
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dogs=dicks, cats=vaginas, yes i will elaborate
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@gfodor This is a beautifully simple idea. Bravo!
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You don’t tax the bots, that doesn’t get enough money. You need to embrace the exponential. You *commandeer* the bots, turning a % of them towards the goal of funding UBI. Let the compounding effect of AI work. Taxing is lazy and dumb.
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸@AndrewYang
We should tax the bots. blog.andrewyang.com/p/tax-the-bots
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@GlitchedDeals It’s so fun that weed is mega-legal and cheaper by the week in most states, meanwhile a cheesy Gordita crunch is like 9 dollars and there’s probably no such thing as heaven
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@Howlingmutant0 what an absolute graveyard of poorly constructed thoughts
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I guess I’ll defer to you oh maestro
Dalton Pruitt@daltonleepruitt
Nothing funnier than rape jokes interspersed with republican talking points
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@elonmusk @Not_the_Bee sir elon, if everyone can have a penthouse, who are the residents living below the pent.
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@Howlingmutant0 embrace the new day and the semipermanent strange-pussy buffet that doubtlessly comes with jt
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This has been fun but when do I get to go back to being anonymous
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JUST IN: Aliens .gov appears to have moved off a parked state & is now throwing an SSL error, suggesting a live server may be behind the domain.
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@Howlingmutant0 eyy, there’s your out! “I’m not howling mutant, i just run [castle/freak]’s twitter account”
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I like all these people calling me a loser and meanwhile I’m sitting here having a very meaningful relationship with the man who runs Elizabeth Holmes’ Twitter account
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@CodyCalebra @Objectif_2027 @thevivafrei A lot of people want to visit cities for social stuff. Nightlife, etc.
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I don’t understand this argument.
What good does “universal high income” do when all that would happen is massive inflation for the cost of goods?
Awesome, now everyone’s a millionaire.
And a computer now costs $20,000 because every retailer knows that everyone’s a millionaire.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.
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@96Follicular @popularknapsack This just sent me on a rabbit hole of what snakes looked like before the deleggening. Pretty sure this guy is in Congress
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this shit is so fucking beasted i'm sorry
DeepMindset@DeepMindsett
Traje biomecánico que permite a una serpiente caminar
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@Objectif_2027 @thevivafrei Yeah, but a lot of upcoming tech has the potential to radically change land valuations.
Right now the premium to buy a home in the city vs suburbs or rural is a couple million bucks. That'll change radically with self driving when people can work/sleep during the commute.
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@elonmusk Please God let this happen. I have been fucked over beyond belief by the tax system and now with AI taking over tech.
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@GreentextWizard One thing I noticed - the most “people holding the door open for you” per capita is CONSISTENTLY people at the gym. My conclusion is taking care of yourself gives you greater capacity/drive to take care of others, too
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@WestRaleighGuy @shanhedonia For $30 you can be too
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@shanhedonia For a $3 tequila shot I could give a fuck if their gay
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The local non-binary bar has instituted a two-item minimum when you attend events, because they don’t keep a door cut for events (??) and their audience doesn’t buy stuff. The comments are a goldmine.
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