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Border Patrol dog living the dream after discovering massive haul of "prohibited meat" notthebee.com/tcbb1

Woke bar apologizes for song mocking Charlie Kirk … because his name triggered their woke patrons notthebee.com/taf1e

RFK Jr. went on CNN and gave Dana Bash the smackdown of the century when she brought up Covid notthebee.com/article/rfk-jr…

"Welcome to modern-day Spain": Nick Shirley went to see the migrant invasion and immediately got chased away with knives and rocks notthebee.com/article/welcom…

Aaron Rodgers just dropped napalm on Fauci and ESPN during an interview with Pat McAfee 🔥 notthebee.com/article/aaron-…

A brawl broke out in the Mexican baseball league and I've never seen anything like it notthebee.com/article/a-braw…

Comcast under fire for literal pie-in-the-face disciplinary policy notthebee.com/article/comcas…

Mamdani, who hates voter ID, will require ID in government grocery stores notthebee.com/article/mamdan…

The replies to OpenAI's CEO about using ChatGPT for your family calendar were perfect 👌 notthebee.com/article/the-re…

If it’s racist to require ID to vote, it’s even more racist to require ID to buy groceries. How are all of the minorities and disabled people going to shop at this supermarket when it’s systemically discriminating against them!?

This woke British girl made subway staff spend 45 minutes trying to get her wheelchair up the stairs ... only to reveal she can walk. Let's discuss. notthebee.com/article/everyo…

Woke astronomer warns lunar colonizers that moon is part of “indigenous sky country” notthebee.com/article/woke-a…

To prove Islam is not violent, Muslim debater warns Oxford opponent that Muslim mob outside would "cook" him if not for her benevolence notthebee.com/article/while-…

"Punisher" actor says discriminating against pit bulls is "dog racism" notthebee.com/article/punish…

Trump says we're helping Japan with their currency because they've been a good friend, "with the exception … of Pearl Harbor” 💀 notthebee.com/article/trump-…

Here's what we know about the heroic gunslinger who engaged a mass shooter at In-N-Out 💪 notthebee.com/article/gunsli…

Op-ed: What Jesus would have asked us after the Idaho shooting? notthebee.com/takes/op-ed-wh…

Harry Potter did all that work to get rid of Voldemort only to have his country overrun by violent witches a mere 20 years later.