computerow

@jellymisuu yea ikwym probs remote job or some sort of bike or electric scooter or e bike or smth or maybe carpooling but in general most of usa having a car is a prerequisite for the right to participate in society afaik

@computerow i cld ask my uncle to drive bcs hes retired but its also suc a hassle yk n i dont wna be a bother

how the fuck do i get a job if i cant drive.

@jellymisuu then again USA bike infrastructure 🥶

@jellymisuu oh you're in California right RIP maybe look into bicycling tbh

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot." Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

i only know a little about the history of bread production/purchase but my understanding is that the modern model only dates back to about the 18th century if you know more than me abt this pls correct me btw 🙏

im going off memory here, might be totally wrong but afaik historically wasnt it more common in medieval and early modern europe to buy grain which you'd pay a miller to grind, and/or buy bread from a baker rather than bake it yourself?

hi i’m ren and this month i officially started as the worldbuilding producer on team four! but i’d like to clear some things up about my tenure on cosmetics…

@Sajam omg his nose is so pink

If you’re ever wondering where Boots is during my stream, he spends all day sleeping in this giant bed under our bed

Hmm, got a lot to do.... I better paralyzed with fear ☝️😃💡

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

@turbomeows hbd 🥳🥳🥳

birthday. yay! ^_^

@ponyposting0 @miwwmiu Very Important to say this

i genuinely think i deserve to live

@neeshnoo 1st year uni i memorized every country + capital city instead of listening to my lectures

@computerow in schoo they never taught us where anything was on the map stop ..

i live in europe and just had to google what EMEA stands for cuz i was too afraid to ask…

@neeshnoo T1 if you like donghak and/or the eternal pain vortex of disappointment and underperformance

i wanna get into watching owcs what team do i support

@soundrotator someone gave me some medium-dark roast coffee as a gift recently and it almost felt like the grinder was empty lol i was just full force spinning it at 100mph

@computerow Absolute hell yeah from me

Everyone acts like they're so awake to the sensory experience of coffee that grinding the day-of makes an important difference to taste but none seem to notice the sensory cost of every screaming soul in hell greeting them at first light

@soundrotator a daily reminder that some things are worth doing the hard way

@soundrotator i love hand grinding my coffee every morning even though I buy super lightly roasted beans with the density and hardness of some sort of rock or mineral