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@jgoodliffe_ @PolitlcsUK Many stations full of staff who cannot legally put their hands on passengers that don’t pay. So putting bigger barriers in place to make it harder is the simple fix

@PolitlcsUK Of course they chose the passive option to avoid having any staff to deal with the problem. And why am I surprised it’s Chiltern railways who have a terrible service anyway with dilapidated trains and the most expensive services in the country that don’t run on time

🚨 NEW: The Government is installing upgraded ticket barriers across the country to reduce rail fare evasion

@fs3indy @TRHLofficial The founding members of the band are Scottish. We know this song

@TRHLofficial They need to learn "thunderstruck" by AC/DC though.

The Scots are assimilating well to American culture.

BREAKING: A boy has been taken to hospital with serious injuries and a man arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a toddler ended up in a crocodile enclosure in Huntingdonshire. trib.al/9Imdbjj 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@joycemcm @ScotRail Absolutely no way a trolley would get up and down that specific train. Only option would be a 5 car HST with a trolley but that’s never gonna happen

On the @ScotRail 1033 train from Edinburgh to Inverness, packed with tourists & holidaymakers, and full of lost souls wandering the train in search of sustenance. A 3 hr plus intercity journey with no catering at all is just not acceptable, Scotrail - why can’t you sort this?

@JonnyBones Snort a fat line of coke and drag your balls along a stretch of broken glass

@PatsKam My cute puppy dog❤️

I don’t usually do this, cause I hate asking for handouts, but if every single one of my followers could just reply to this tweet with a picture of a cute animal, preferably your own pet, I could really use it 🥹

@britmatters Smash the fucking doors off his head and legs and take fucking control!!! Never seen a dirty rat been treated with so much fucking respect!!!!

Man Charged With Assaulting Woman, Child & Police Officers In Scotland. A 25-year-old man whose name has not been released has been charged after a shocking early morning rampage in a peaceful Scottish suburb, where he terrorised a woman and a young child before turning his fury on police officers. The disturbing incident took place around 9am on Monday, June 15, on Braeside Drive in Barrhead, East Renfrewshire, as families were beginning their day. Police rushed to the scene after frantic reports of a man running wildly through the traffic, darting between cars and trying to get into vehicles in what witnesses described as completely erratic and frightening behaviour. Footage circulating on social media shows the chaotic aftermath, with the suspect pinned to the ground by several uniformed officers in a violent struggle. He was eventually fitted with a spit mask amid continued resistance before being bundled into the back of a police van. Multiple patrol vehicles with flashing blue lights swarmed the area, turning the normally quiet neighbourhood into a scene reminiscent of a major incident. It is understood the man allegedly assaulted both a woman and a child during his frenzied outburst, before launching attacks on the responding officers. A Police Scotland spokesperson confirmed: "Around 9am on Monday, 15 June, 2026, officers received a report of a disturbance on Braeside Drive, Barrhead. A 25-year-old man has been arrested and charged in connection and is due to appear at Paisley Sheriff Court on Tuesday, June 16, 2026." No updates have yet been released on the condition of the woman, child, or injured officers. The suspect's identity is being withheld at this stage. #UKNews #CrimeNews #Scotland

37 year old American fighter Never been an undisputed champion Final shot at glory 6 to 1 underdog Going up against a seemingly unsolveable puzzle, an undefeated legend in the making Walks out from the Oval Office of the White House after reading the Declaration of Independence to a Johnny Cash cover being played by the US Marine Corps band It was written in the stars

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Now that I’m getting good engagement on here, I’ve got my 4th mma fight in just under 6 weeks (July 25th) Any support would be greatly appreciated, whether that’s buying a ticket or reposting my posts. Gonna put on a huge performance 😁🙏🏻

Justin Gaethje was literally in the Oval Office before his fight, looking at the actual Declaration of Independence. Then he walked out as a 6-to-1 underdog and beat the piss out of his opponent to win the first undisputed championship of his career. I genuinely don't care what your politics are. That's one of the coolest sequences of events I've ever seen in sports. Am I really supposed to think this isn't awesome because people decided to make it political?

@Mikecyclerock @JonnyBones No worries Rick the dick👌🏻😂

@darkcomedy1471 @JonnyBones Says a virgin casual behind a desk 😂

Congratulations to the new heavyweight champion Gane, you looked great out there tonight. ~🐐

@GavinWa72868779 @iamonabeach @ScotRail @patwh Granted they are never advertised as we stopped advertising after Covid but I assure you staff go on the shuttles when the lines to ABD/INV are fully covered or closed for whatever reason.

@darkcomedy1471 @iamonabeach @ScotRail @patwh I travel on trains on a regular basis.

Visit to Inverness by train last few days. No trolley either way, trains full of tourists, looking for coffee on >3hr journeys. Seriously @ScotRail??

@GavinWa72868779 @iamonabeach @ScotRail @patwh Ok gavin👍🏻 open your fucking eyes then cause you’ll see trolleys

Lucky not everyone is sleeping on Tom. He would destroy the clown😅

@GavinWa72868779 @iamonabeach @ScotRail @patwh You’ve clearly not been on a train in the last year then….

@iamonabeach @darkcomedy1471 @ScotRail @patwh There are no trolley services on Edinburgh to Glasgow trains. This has been the case for many years.