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dave stone

@davestonecomedy

stand-up comedian, full special PACK A LUNCH up now at https://t.co/qa2dvoLpyZ… co-host of THE STONEBERGS podcast

West Hollywood , CA 参加日 Temmuz 2010
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crunchyrugger@crunchyrugger·
i am beginning to think that the head of the iranian military wasn’t a part time news host 15 months ago.
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NW Country
NW Country@NWcountrymusic1·
I know there’s a lot going on but we shouldn’t forget that Donald Trump is a fucking pedophile and he started a war to distract from that.
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James🗳@_fat_ugly_rat_·
It’s honestly shocking that Trump basically never brings up the fact that he was almost assassinated.
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JEFF@jeffisrael25·
let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner
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Cuckturd
Cuckturd@CattardSlim·
Trump NEVER talks about Charlie Kirk or Butler. If Butler wasn't staged Trump would talk about it 24/7, endlessly reliving his heroism, & have given himself a purple heart & Medal of Valor. The guys been bragging about a damn dementia test for years.
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Gramps
Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·
If only we had a bunch of heavily armed tough guys wearing masks we could send to the Middle East to fight.
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dave stone@davestonecomedy·
@MNateShyamalan probably because it was warmed-over, pandering slop for morons
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan·
the left is mocking this tpusa halftime performance because they hate our way of life
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Sensations by Compliments
Sensations by Compliments@plopadop·
My doctor said when you have a big fart and a poop in your guts the poop floats like it's in zero gravity.
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dave stone@davestonecomedy·
🎶…don’t call what you’re wearing a fit…🎶 - Gen Z Isbell
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Gramps
Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·
Every lost election is “rigged.” Every damning fact is “fake news.” Every truth is a “hoax.” Every protest is “paid.” Imagine being so weak that you must create an entirely new fake reality, and repeat it aloud over and over, just to cope.
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Brent Terhune@BrentTerhune·
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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TheRealThelmaJohnson
TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
A single ICU Nurse is worth more to society than every ICE Agent put together.
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NoelCaslerComedy@caslernoel·
‘Look, all I’m asking for is Greenland, a bunch of Nobel Prizes and a couple of 13 year-olds that look like Vanky…’
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dave stone@davestonecomedy·
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💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫@herotimeszero

Let me get this straight, the people who buy Trump's shoes, fragrance, watches and crypto, the people who wear his shirts, hats, and tattoos, the people who drool over pictures of him as a gladiator, the people who cry with joy that he's building a ballroom, the people who sell their soul, family, and country for him, the people who will beat cops, fight Americans, go to prison, and die for him, the people who think he is God and the son of God, the people whose only identity, only obsession, only reason to live is Donald Trump, they think we have TDS??

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dave stone@davestonecomedy·
President Trump could commit a cartoonish amount of fuckery in a variety of forms and democrats would want him held accountable. smh
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dave stone@davestonecomedy·
@mattvanswol It’s based on this radical concept that all human beings matter, not just Americans, and a characteristic of “the greatest country in the world” should be fighting injustice anywhere, not just in America. Fuckin’ libs.
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💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫
💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫@herotimeszero·
Trump's one year report card: Ballrooms: A Creating jobs: F Selling crypto: A- Renaming gulfs: A Selling fragrance: B Breaking escalators: A Lowering food prices: D Free planes from Qatar: A Epstein's transparency: F-- Embarrassing America: A++ Lowering healthcare costs: F- Uniting America: Minus infinity. Pronouncing Acetaminophen. F FIFA Happy Meal Peace Prize: A+ Desecrating Kennedy's memorial: A Despised by humans: Summa cum laude.
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