D.C Ted

When’s xmas

Had a lady order an espresso martini and followed it with a spicy margarita. Ok Mrs Fart.

@Gator_Food Thank you 🙏

@dcted Our hearts weep for you.

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

I could be anything?

@rdotgordon What ever all that means!! 😭😭

@dcted Last one was March though I kinda wanna see it more let the uc monster swing on my alt timeline

My alt flopssss I quit

@rdotgordon That’s the only posts girly

@dcted Post more peen on it

I want to go to the >6’ club in London just to see it, it’s about time we infiltrated more straight spaces

One of the greatest to do it actually

@RaelJamsesh @lemire @satyanadella Let her cook (Tim)

@lemire @satyanadella abysmal, inexcusable, fire the entire team

I am in Microsoft Word. I press Copilot. I ask for a table. The AI can't modify the Word document so it creates a new document in the cloud. It then allows me access the document through a link. Presumably I am supposed to go there, copy the table and put it in my Word document myself. Who designed this ? This is so obviously a low-effort implementation that I am baffled. It is almost as if they wanted to fail. Why can't Microsoft see that having direct access to Microsoft Word is an incredible edge that they could leverage to embed the AI directly? It is almost comical.

@DuhhhDaniel March aries particular magic

@dcted Mine’s tomorrow and I feel the same way 😌 ✨24✨ might just be an Aries thing ‘coz we the best actually

Does everyone’s birthday day look kinda cunty to themselves or am I right to think this is particularly so

@RaelJamsesh Rael!

hope the prenup is water tight

I love that fatburgs love those wet wipes, me too girl!

Not much fatburg news lately! There’s must be a big fatburg somewhere

As a literal VR developer I don’t know what this is/was

Me trying to impress Thomas Edison trade

I got a liver transplant and it was one of those kombucha slimes and it works fine??

@maredougan That’s the thing go me

@dcted Time heals

20th anniversary of burying the wrong cat and finding mine alive

@ehjovan @tjelesan Incase

@tjelesan why are there 3 extra ones 😭…?

wait