Devan Boyle

i just called the hanging in there kitten "that cat on a log"

what doesnt kill you will have you naming 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste

@mexitalianbeef totally & well-tailored hand-hiding pockets have their place for sure

@devanboyle Hand-hiding pockets and Holding-stuff-pockets are not the same thing….put your phone in the first one and it’s spilling out on concrete first ten minutes

most pockets in most dresses are not functional & the forced "it has pockets" faux feminist victory affectation IS indeed annoying! i stand with Gen Z!

I think becoming the parent you needed is a disservice to our kids because there is always the possibility that that’s not the parent they need .

When you say you hate someone and someone goes “hate is a strong word” yea

love when toddlers get a little formal with it as they aquire language i'm pushing my two-year-old on the swing & he is saying "wheee! how fun!" with each push

7ヶ月ほど前、お気に入りのプラダのワンピースを漂白剤に浸けてしまって (袖部分だけやるつもりがなんか上半身全部浸かってた😭そもそも漂白剤使うこと自体頭悪い😭) しっかり茶色く脱色してしまい絶望😭 色んな業者さんに問い合わせ、一瞬で断られる中、一社だけ「復元します‼️」と言ってくださったクリーニング屋さんがあり、お願いしたところこんなに綺麗になって帰ってきた‼️😭 しかもすっごく優しいお手紙付きで✉️🥲 本当にお気に入りのワンピースだから嬉しい😭🖤🖤🖤

asking “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

love the idea of men. would love to meet one someday

this works so well sincerely until the next time you're betrayed

it's really fine to say nothing sometimes

Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps

@cutuphotdog you do 🏆🏆🏆

after 2 years and 3 months I’m done breastfeeding and I’m not saying I deserve an award but also maybe I do

four-year-old makes his own "dun dun dun" sound effects when something scary/bad happens in his imaginary play

two word sentence fragments are to be used sparingly. for impact. not every other sentence. by ai story bots. for virality.

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

@princessbreezus Still here

I will soon be leaving the bridge. I want to give heartfelt thanks for all the outpouring of support. My purpose here has been to fulfill my duty to the truth- to call on the people of this country to recognize and exercise the revolutionary power within us- the power of collective nonviolent action and non-cooperation with evil- by which we can bring an end to these hateful wars and the murders committed in our names. It is only with the passive compliance of millions- our obedience- our willingness to continue to do what's expected of us: to go to work, to school, to pay our rents, our mortgages and our taxes, that the Trump regime can remain in power and these wars continue. One man on a bridge is relatively powerless, but the collective withdrawal of our obedience and support is capable of bringing a swift end to the regime and its wars. This nonviolent collective action is our greatest power and it is the exercise of this power that those who rule fear more than any weapon. For the sake of the world, its children, and our future let us build this power with each other, together.

Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. I was like damn bruv