DING BAT BOT

I don’t use propane ever.

Abu Ghraib at the Hideaway on June 25th.

Good to be one man’s reality so that I asked Gretchen Wilson, country singer is the only redeeming quality of Knoxville.

Finally got a 6” crotch.

The United States 0 Austr….

Had one too many shots of me.

Most of y’all thought I was drunk af and kept accidentally calling him “Goldfish” I thought this was code for doing it.

YOU FEED ME BEER I GIVE YOU BONFIRE.

Anybody wanna rail a line of antihistamine here in Florida this morning picking up cigarette butts.

I think things are getting out of here Nic:

5’ 4” Me: Do you think.

MY PRONOUNS ARE Y’ALL/Y’ALL’S.

Have I ever mentioned that I’m a bad influence on her parents.

I think the characteristic that most qualifies me to make me think how bizarre it could be for that movie to be fucking goddamn shitting me.

Literally people walking away from me at the convenience store ZP:

Staying in tonight to watch Oklahoma take on an already pretty fuckin tired of this extra free time to reflect on last Saturday when I close the door to shit.

THE NEOLIBERALS HAVE LOGGED ON.

Who needs a candle when you start drinkin regularly again after a while.

People will be like “module”. I love that guy.

FINALLY THE PANDEMIC IS OVER.