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@RoryMcNeilly @AdamLeefe @bet365help Possibly. Only saw it once, thought it was Thiago

@doddsml @AdamLeefe @bet365help Was that not the defenders arm? Heaven

@bet365help Thiago clearly live on TV got contact on the shot whilst on the floor. The keeper had to save it to stop a goal. Can you sort this please?

@AdamLeefe @bet365help Surely the one where it’s hit his hand and Lammens has saved it. No foul given and it was an attempt at goal.

@bet365help How do we get in touch with opta please? It was clear as day on live TV? If they change this will the bet then be marked as won?

@Innes14_ @SirJohnofCalvin No often I’m wrong Ste

Scott Airfield is a wee fenian bastard. Always has been. A Livingston taig.

Remembering the Angels of Dunblane and their teacher on the 30th anniversary of that tragic day. Thoughts, love and prayers to their families, friends and everybody affected. #Dunblane #DunblaneMassacre #30Years @allontheboard

@DieHardUtdFans Any wonder it took half a second to answer. A team that was the best in Europe compared to a team that hasn’t won a pot.

Theo Walcott asked how Man Utd's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team.. Rooney instantly: "We'd batter them." 😂

@anthonyfdshaw @TelegraphDucker Worst part about the Keane comments if my presumption is correct is that it’s obviously been rehearsed/discussed beforehand given the fact it provoked immediate hilarity from those at the table. A tweet that probably not many people could cast back to.

@TelegraphDucker Agree with this. They are entitled to their opinions but the fact is, they are assessing United players with a different lens to others and trying to embarrass them. It's not rational. It's possible for them to make their points more rationallly and without talking about wives.

Football specific criticism all good. But Scholes/Butt crossed line by mocking Martinez just as Keane did with his cheap shots at Carrick’s wife. Imagine if I, as a journalist, had done similar to them in print during their playing careers. They/club would have been all over me

Clubs on its arse

🎶There is a guy called Bertie, and all he does is moan. It's so hard to do the Poznan when you're standing all alone He leaves ten minutes early, his banana has gone flat He's running home down Stockport Road, he's such a bitter twat Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City🎶

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@rioferdy5 @Carra23 @FIFAcom Carragher by a wide decision here, sadly.

@Carra23 @FIFAcom 🎣 🎣

@ChampRDS @Newmansa94

Joaquin Buckley says he'll give Khamzat Chimaev $50K if he keeps the fight standing for one round in his next fight 😭 "Khamzat, take that money or show that you're a punk by using that wrestling in the first five seconds." (via @Newmansa94)

@K3N3_X Imagine not taking into account Rashford and Pogba played for United and Grealish played for City …

Everything Ian Wright said is 💯 spot on. This is Jack Grealish coming out of a pub, extremely drunk while having a bad run of form, you hardly heard anything about it, but hell breaks loose the moment Rashford goes to a club, or the moment Pogba changes hairstyle, that’s a problem. We don’t even hear stories of Jude going to the club but he still gets hate. Look at how well Rashford is doing in Barcelona with no noise around him, you and I know it won’t be this peaceful for him if he stayed in England. Sancho went to Germany twice and did well both times, but was crucified every time he played in England. This is why Jude Bellingham chose to play outside England as well. The English media aren’t ready for a black star.

Do ye think yer smert 😂

@UtdHeisenberg_ Worst signing in the clubs history.

Happy Birthday to ex #MUFC striker Alan Smith! Has a Manchester United player ever began his career with two better goals than these?

Never seen anything like @FabioWardley

@bakwasbandkrein Semion, I mean Simeon

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂