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This photo was taken 6 months before I was diagnosed with #BreastCancer - a tumour large enough to require a full mastectomy. And this is a reminder to check yourself!

Surely at some point #TheApprentice are gonna have to move away from this live TV selling channel to do Live Tiktok shopping.

I'm so pleased series 21 of Taskmaster has finally been announced. @kumailn WAS IN THE X-FILES!

Apparently a third of all items in UK households go unused. Just a ⅓?!

When Mock The Week panelists just deliver sections of their own Live At The Apollo performances, it really renders the whole show really pointless watching, because I've already seen it.

Whoever is stabilising the shots on #TheApprentice... Switch softwares.

@alexanderls3 Amazing. I love this show.

Fuck OFF did Adam bring his ghost hunting equipment with him #TheTraitors

You know you haven't stopped when you finish work with 80% phone battery.

If the writers of Silent Witness could stop introducing yet another dense copper each week, I'd really appreciate it. @BBC

@elia_mafhh There's a difference between being jumped by a weirdo and inviting someone on stage. On that tour MJ had his team select a girl each night to come on stage during that song, that performance. These clips are of two very different situations.

Michael Jackson was too good for this world.

Also, someone from THE X-FILES in the next series of TASKMASTER? I'm positively giddy!! Can't wait. Looks like a great bunch.

Dear @AlexHorne, thank you for a fabulous Christmas 🎁🎄 We really enjoyed your @taskmaster advent calendar and New Year's treat. Now, I'm gonna read some more of the book I got for Christmas. This year's been tough, I'm not gonna lie, and your shows really help keep up morale.

The X-Files is not just a TV show, it's a masterpiece.

@kumailn I've spent all year listening to your X-Files podcast... And then you turn up in my other favourite show... AND Fallout?! Also, loved your new standup on Disney. Silicon Valley, classic.

When someone from THE X-FILES turns up in TASKMASTER

James - shortlisted Naz - shortlisted Reece - shortlisted Ben - dead Netty - dead Judy - out Hugo - out Rachel - traitor Stephen - traitor Have I forgotten anything?

Roxy appears faithful to me, but even her mom said she was suspicious of her on the podcast, so I'm not 100% sure. So, Harriet is my prediction. Fiona, seems intentionally obvious. Faraaz, I have no evidence, but I think he's faithful. So, if not Harriet, maybe Roxy.

So, #TraitorsUK red cloak. Amanda, Ellie, Jessie & Sam - genuinely seem to be investigating Jack, Matthew & Adam - barely featured in the edit, so I'd be pissed if it was any of them Ross & Jade seem genuinely panicked and confused That leaves Faraaz, Fiona, Harriet and Roxy.

I'd imagine that's where the auditions are held, which I hear are numerous, so lots of applicants probably can't afford to attend the auditions. We already know the crew are from London, not locally sourced in Scotland. It's disappointing to see the cast are too. #Traitors

When 27% of the cast members are from that little village of London, the #TraitorsUK producers run the risk of casting people they didn't realise knew each other - like Netty and Ross. I'd love to know what percentage of applicants were from London.