cassandra™

9.9K posts

cassandra™

@dykemoding

old butch yells at cloud. alt @_dykeposting

tkaronto | she/it | 30 参加日 Mayıs 2022

578 フォロー中587 フォロワー

固定されたツイート

cassandra™@dykemoding·12 Ara

some updates to this: just so you know i'm clocky as fuck, 6'1" (thanks estrogen), don't voice train, don't tuck, i'm forklift certified, and i top btw

cassandra™@dykemoding

ladies just so you know i'm clocky as fuck, 6'4", don't voice train, and also forklift certified

English

46.5K

cassandra™@dykemoding·8h

don't worry guys i'm at the maple leafs game, i'll find chayka and get him to make a move

English

210

cassandra™@dykemoding·12h

i don't care about what is happening between asmongold and hasan. i don't care about the cockroach breeder vs the himbo. just make it stop

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·12h

my coworker doesn't know what headphones are and watches e-sports and destiny streams at full volume on the store floor and i wanna ____ him. we've had so many conversations about how people don't wanna listen to his bullshit but he still does it

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·12h

$56000 CAD would fix me

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·18h

if morgan rielly gets traded today i will be sad because he's one of my all time fave leafs behind like mats (i was on the cap'n morgan train hard) but if he does move that means clearance jerseys

English

185

cassandra™@dykemoding·1d

okay im muting this but please know this is piddly nothing shit and i don't actually care to make a mountain of this molehill

English

6.8K

cassandra™@dykemoding·1d

my pride month gripe: we didn't need "folx." it's redundant. "folks" is already gender neutral. we don't need to add an x to things to make it "more inclusive"

English

217

5.1K

68.9K

cassandra™@dykemoding·1d

2029 2nd? that years not real

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·1d

damn today's chock full of guys i've never heard of getting traded for crazy assets in years that don't exist

English

120

cassandra™@dykemoding·1d

@Radio_Silent it is!

English

Auger🍓@Radio_Silent·1d

@dykemoding is that a talon of the hawk tattoo??

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·1d

omg guys it's they/theminem

English

342

cassandra™@dykemoding·1d

im coming out of the closet. it's time for me to live my truth im not a huge fan of bush

English

235

cassandra™@dykemoding·2d

realizing i've slowly turned this into a sports focused account lmao

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·2d

@sunuhrin unfortunately i must ask, how much was it

English

292

erin !! ✪@sunuhrin·2d

leafs shop clearance rack

English

207

6.4K

cassandra™@dykemoding·5d

MARLIES WINNNNN 🎉🎉🎉🎉 WHENS THE PARADE

English

102

cassandra™@dykemoding·17 Haz

man i wonder how different would the hockey landscape look now if the thrashers were still around

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·17 Haz

@dreamsandfevers ah well, i think it's fun. i hope it's a real guy and not a pre-recorded / ai thing

English

T(3)@dreamsandfevers·17 Haz

@dykemoding They've got them doing this corny shit for FIFA.

English

cassandra™@dykemoding·17 Haz

got a ttc conductor on line 2 who was giving little travel tips for every station we stopped at. i love this city

English

188

cassandra™@dykemoding·16 Haz

@admbeaumont i was so mad when we hired chayka and mats and this has done nothing to give me hope

English

avery 🏳️‍⚧️@admbeaumont·16 Haz

Toronto Maple Leafs@MapleLeafs

TRADE: We’ve acquired defenceman Emil Andrae, goaltender Samuel Ersson and a third-round selection in the 2026 NHL Draft from the Philadelphia Flyers in exchange for goaltender Joseph Woll and defenceman Simon Benoit

ZXX

112

2.2K

cassandra™@dykemoding·16 Haz

a canadian staple moving off the public broadcaster after 90 years is truly a national tragedy

Sportsnet PR@SportsnetPR

A joint statement from Sportsnet and CBC:

English

119

ディスカバー

@Radio_Silent @sunuhrin @dreamsandfevers @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates