Evan Johnson

#tbt to when I wore the world’s greatest Halloween costume

1 hour until March.

Who’s lebron

stayed up late last night trying to decide if i’d rather live in the wii resort wuhu island or the big ten commercial

telling my roommates not to throw out my boxed wine because i’m letting it age

really wish college graduations would have a 50 50 raffle in the middle of them

this came to me in a dream

brainstorming 2024 new year’s resolutions

#twincities marathon i’m devastated. been training the last 10 days for this

@whitehouse234 add it to the list of your teams!

@whitehouse234 commuter

^asking for a friend

if you fall asleep with your glasses on do you see better in your dreams?

does joey chestnut ever eat hot dogs for lunch recreationally

my discussion post responses are basically mad libs at this point

Just sold 14 cases of Spotted Cow to a single customer at 9:15am. It’s Packers gameday in Wisconsin.

they should serve freezey pops at restaurants

shout out thomas middle school

my social skills post pandemic have reverted back to a 6th grade level