elastigoblin

North Carolina police found a Glock 19 pistol with a 50 round drum mag painted to resemble a bright blue and orange Nerf toy during a drug raid along with narcotics and 20 other firearms (2021)

POV: you are drowning 18 inches from me in knee-deep water (we are Indian)

"You want one hundred and eleven beers??"

A lion may lose its teeth, but never its hunger

Nope.. 😂

This single-celled protozoan passing though another one under a microscope

Truck driver helps an elderly woman get into her car

The Rosetta Stone was used a piece of cement on a fortification before the French found it and realized the magnitude of their discovery. The Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs went untranslated for 1400 before a Frenchman deciphered them. The modern day “Egyptians” wouldn’t even know half of the ancient Egyptian history they pretend is theirs if it wasn’t for British and French historians who documented and translated it. Thanks to them they now marvel at being inheritors of a great and ancient civilization. Now ask yourself, how many more artifacts of ancient civilizations we’ve lost to time because the supposed “descendants” couldn’t be fucked to see their inherent value and preserve them? If it wasn’t for the British museum we’d probably see Tutankhamens cock hanging off a rack in some carpet merchants stall. Thank God for it and may not a single artifact ever be returned to Egypt.

@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk congurt Elon-sama

The California Coastal Commission has issued a formal apology to @elonmusk and SpaceX, adding that it will not consider political views or speech in future regulatory decisions. • The Commission admits some officials made politically biased and improper statements about SpaceX and Elon Musk • It formally apologizes for those remarks • Agrees it will not consider political views or speech in future regulatory decisions • The Commission will NOT require coastal permits for most launch operations at Vandenberg Full statement: "The Commission agrees that it may not consider irrelevant factors in performing its function and specifically agrees that it will not take into account the perceived political beliefs, political speech, or labor practices of SpaceX or its officers in considering any regulatory action concerning SpaceX. The Commission acknowledges that Commissioners made statements, including during their October 10, 2024, hearing on the Base’s Falcon 9 launch program, that showed political bias against SpaceX and its CEO and were improper. The Commission apologizes for those statements, as set forth in the signed letter attached as Exhibit C." This filing means that SpaceX and the California Coastal Commission have reached a settlement in their federal lawsuit, and it provides long-term regulatory clarity for SpaceX for future Falcon 9 launches.

Goblins will not be suppressed

@Gossip_Goblin elastigoblin checking in

Bro recording couldn’t believe his eyes

@_lifeofriley92 @ihymacc

@ihymacc Not the colonisers in the comments hyping up their crimes and genocide of a people and their land…but will be the first people to cry about mass immigration and their declining population rates.

I don’t think I will ever understand this particular scene…

@ihymacc Let me sum it up

honestly this entire thread is why remigration get them all out lmao

@JG3613 @AkiAli28 @ihymacc divine justice for what they did to the previous inhabitants (Solutreans, Si-Teh-Cah, etc.)

@AkiAli28 @ihymacc Disease and famine killed the VAST MAJORITY of the Siberian and Chinese nomads that crossed the Bering straight and made their way throughout America.

@gonzdaddy @_BertReynolds @donttmindme343 @loo_llloo @Breezedrix @AkiAli28 @ihymacc I'm not sure how low of an IQ you need to not recognize a rhetorical question but it has to be close to retard-level

@_BertReynolds @donttmindme343 @loo_llloo @Breezedrix @AkiAli28 @ihymacc Retard didn’t even answer the question LOL

@AkiAli28 @dontreadonmeboi @ihymacc should've spent more time practicing diplomacy instead of torture and blood rituals. better luck next time, loser :D

@dontreadonmeboi @ihymacc You calcified colored pilgrims brought diseases unknown to the Americas, which not only killed much of the indigenous population but also triggered a continent wide biological collapse, and then took credit for what was left. Bitch.