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@mreavey21 2023 was not real life i’m convinced

can someone actually explain to me what happened in 2023? I swear it was a fever dream

@jmonteleone_ everyone was smart to leave when they could honestly

cody walker do not come here. you don’t want this club as your life

so glad to be working during the game next thursday so I don’t have to watch

sorry i ever doubted you pitto

@sezkoko we deserve better

thanks carlton, birthday officially ruined

doing so much to fix the second half fade outs apparently???

@jaytaylor2203 wish mine was too cause this sucks

@ellaamcd Happy bday and they won’t lose, I was lucky my bday was last weekend on the bye 🤣

hate the fact that carlton have the ability to ruin my whole birthday if they lose today

@joshthelad3 clearly you don’t know carlton very well then

@ellaamcd They wont

why would we expect anything else

@Shrappy71 god forbid i feel sad seeing my former favourite carlton players playing elsewhere

Here’s one for the Carlton sooks…

@rinniiana happy birthday gorg!! 🤍🤍

to top off an already shitty day 😭

@christinafsem i’m too petty for that

My dad just said if Charlie Curnow wins a premiership “good for him that’s what they play for” oh we are not the same

update: still a flog

the 6 months we had off from footy wasn’t enough to prepare me for the drama we’ve had this week i’m tirrrreedddd

whenever i meet someone new and they ask me what footy team i go for, i quite literally say, “unfortunately i’m a carlton supporter.” i think that just about sums us up right now :(

genuine piss take

@traceyt__ genuinely embarrassing

I find it really icky when we start chanting someone is a wanker lol please have some decorum