Emily

Had to come back to twitter to memorialize this: “I feel like nine inch nails and boyz noize missed a great opportunity to call themselves nine inch boize”

@mshuster09 @br_betting

@br_betting Gus can do it all 👑 @emskizz

On days when I need a break from the life/world, I put myself here.

"They should replace the spectra tower with a statue of T Pain. Just as tall, if not taller."-@emskizz

Saturday vs this morning 😢

Bleachers - MCPDC is the only Christmas song allowed to exist until further notice

@mshuster09 All hail our lord and savior, GUS SWAYZE #WWGSD

@emskizz getting her revenge in the semifinals with the assistance of the legend Gus Swayze 😭

3 years later with a slight update to this one @emskizz 🥳

“I would like to thank our lord and savior, Fat Joe” - overheard at Dodger parade

@Dsummer Freeman*

Whatever you do, Freddie Mercury probably did it better.

My daughter is going to be so pissed when I name her Freddie Freeman

8th championship in ‘24 🥲

@Dsummer 7-2 W w/ 3 Freddie RBIs incoming

@emskizz Would be quite the feat to out-drive an entire team for a full WS.

Freddie is tied with the entire Yankees roster in WS RBI 😂

@dvalenci_ 😍😍😍

It’s perfect. Absolutely perfect.

That one was for Fernando.

Baseball is not good for my cardiovascular health

@55mmbae @WPwyatt6 @Dsummer important

This actually just blew my mind about that Rihanna song LMAO what!

There is nothing that makes me feel like I’m living in a simulation more than when I can’t find a single pen charger out of the 7,000 I have accumulated