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2029 is the year

@Jasper_Truth “I think it's just going to get weirder and weirder and weirder and finally it's going to be so weird that people are going to have to talk about how weird it is.” -Terence McKenna

PEOPLE ARE SEEING SOMETHING STRANGE ALL ACROSS U.S. JWTv @Jworkoutstv" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@Jworkoutstv youtu.be/JT-a_I7gbC8 This video documents a series of unusual eyewitness reports and unexplained observations reportedly captured across multiple locations in the United States and Canada between April 16–19, 2026. Featured reports in this video include: • Unidentified glowing reflections or objects seen on a tick close up • Glowing lights reportedly appearing on a man’s home patio in Wisconsin • Strange movement captured in the sky on a home camera in Tennessee • Birds appearing to glow on camera in Massachusetts • Birds chirping at unusual late hours in parts of Canada and the United States • A woman in Florida describing that time feels unusual or off • A man in Canada describing strange weather patterns and time distortion feelings • A woman in Pennsylvania documenting a squishy unidentified substance on her property • A woman in Texas reporting a stinging skin sensation outdoors • Scientific footage showing plants engineered to glow in the dark All footage was submitted directly by viewers and residents and is presented in the order it was received, with dates and locations included where available. All footage is shown as received. No explanations are offered, and no conclusions are drawn. The material presented is unverified and has not been independently confirmed. No claims are made regarding the nature, origin, or cause of the events shown. This video is intended for documentation, discussion, and public awareness only. Viewers are encouraged to observe critically, consider multiple perspectives, and rely on verified sources when forming their own conclusions. Credit: HalfDollar48

Probably why they killed him.

David Wilcock

@505Cali2 I drove without power steering for 4 years

GOD IS REAL ✨🕊️✨

@thematrixb0t Let’s just massively Reward everyone who is self sufficient and the people who rely on supply chains will die. Humanity will be free at last

If the power was cut off, would you be part of the 10% that survives?

@thematrixb0t ONLY SELF SUFFICIENT PEOPLE LEFT! EVERYONE WILL NEED NO GOVERNMENT EVER AGAIN!

@joni99152 @iluminatibot I hold it against them when they complain about everything all the time. Never heard of the Federal Reserve, never looked into reports of perverse behavior, never condemned psychopathy. Never talk in class.

@iluminatibot They are not able to understand. I don't hold it against them anymore. But it's lonely here.

Somebody explain to me why only about 5 to 10% of us know what the hell is going on.

@iluminatibot .2% - .9% Social conditioning combined with Lack of noticing

@ezzyskii that’s his survival reaction??? Jesus Christ Lord in heaven

bro son hid in his truck over night and almost made him crash at work😭

@Rainmaker1973 Then why are women’s cars such a disaster inside

New research shows clutter dramatically spikes women’s cortisol—while men’s stress barely budges. Household clutter extends far beyond mere aesthetics—it's deeply intertwined with stress physiology and cognitive burden, impacting women in particular. Drawing from studies on dual-income married couples, therapist Elizabeth Earnshaw explains that women who view their homes as cluttered often see their cortisol levels rise throughout the day, unlike those who feel at ease, whose levels naturally decline. This heightened effect in women stems largely from bearing the disproportionate invisible mental load—the constant cycle of noticing, recalling, planning, and orchestrating household tasks. Earnshaw suggests a realistic, three-part approach to reducing the stress–clutter spiral. First, “shedding” involves intentionally minimizing possessions, including doing the emotional work required to let things go, in order to create more mental and physical space. Second, “preventing” focuses on systems: giving items clear “homes” so that decisions about where things go become automatic rather than mentally taxing. This may start with listing common types of clutter and designing dedicated spots for each (for example, a single, consistent place for receipts). Third, “adapting” asks families to accept that some clutter is inevitable in busy seasons of life and to concentrate on emotional regulation and co-regulation with partners, keeping stress and cortisol lower by adjusting expectations rather than striving for a perpetually picture-perfect home. [Earnshaw, E., "Clutter, Cortisol, and Mental Load". Psychology Today, 2024] [Saxbe, D. E., & Repetti, R. , "No place like home: Home tours correlate with daily patterns of mood and cortisol", Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, 36(1), 71–81, 2010, DOI: 10.1177/0146167209352864]

@DrNeilStone So what’s the point of flu vaccines? Obviously they’re grossly ineffective and it’s naive to think injecting adjuvants into the body is smart/healthy, especially after turbo cancer and myocarditis are exploding after the year 2020 for a totally unrelated reason.

Umbrellas were invented thousands of years ago We still have rain.. Just saying..

I’m seriously starting to think that the childhood vaccination schedule isn’t about preventing illness in children, but simply to make them chronically sick and therefore lifelong customers of Big Pharma.

@redpillb0t @iluminatibot FOX is the only one directly run by CIA and it’s not on this list? Now I have to try and find the whistleblower who said that. ugh

NBC=CIA CBS=CIA ABC=CIA Reuters=CIA AP=CIA Time=CIA Newsweek=CIA Facebook=CIA Google=CIA Youtube=CIA You get the idea

@pleaseletmepiss Oh? Oh yeah? OH YEAH?!?!?

need to get off with someone on call soooo bad 😵‍💫

Catherine Fitts, she just revealed that interdimensional beings are pulling the strings in this world 🧐😱😱😱👽👽👽👻👻👻

@Archimedes38085 @SusieM414141 Anyone defending the Government at this point is a disingenuous sociopath

@SusieM414141 These faux auditors need to be fined for harassment and assault; they are disgusting examples of human beings. They are just assholes with legs causing havoc wherever they go. I don't believe it is even a real job.

This auditor is doing his job by asking for a procedural manual at a local prosecutor's office. According to the law, it should be openly displayed and available for use. Watch as he receives bad treatment from employees who have no idea what he is talking about. They act like he is the one doing something wrong. I bet this is more common than not.

@XPHOENIXDRAGON Why is this a fake post? stupid

🤔 Interesting, has anyone noticed that on quarters the head usually faces towards IN GOD WE TRUST & on the new 2022 quarters he turns his back to IN GOD WE TRUST❓️

@NickRigamarole I recognize the audio in the background anywhere! I’m pretty sure it’s this video! youtu.be/Af49qU_6TQQ?si… just thought that was cool

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Smiling Friends

@redpilldispensr The video won’t age well but the dialogue is timeless

If extraterrestrials landed on Earth and attempted to understand our Rothschild-controlled banking system. 😂

@ultras_antifaa If only they could invent something that launches projectiles at things.

“Stop control”