@Raimi_Ricotta I recommend against punching trees. Using hands as certain tools causes self damage in this patch.
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I don't have any cups so im just using empty ginger ale bottles atm
Starting from nothing is wild going to treat it like a modded survival craft game. In a week I will have a factory inside my apartment
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@ShaunDexRoss @simplywriting_ @mymixtapez My brother has been on probation a few times. With a few execptions, dui and reckless driving mainly, traffic violations do not violate probation.
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@simplywriting_ @mymixtapez It depends on the terms of his probation. Most Americans break laws and don't get caught almost every day. He now has a personal babysitter watching him. If a traffic violation or having alcohol/weed pop up on a drug test can take him down, it's gonna be a rough time.
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Man goes viral for revealing he took 20 years of probation instead of 2 years in prison:
"I'm not going to prison... I signed that b*tch." 😭
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@BeardOfAmber @UmariTomoe Yeah, it was pretty good. The stumbling over words really sells the anger.
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Whats the average @UmariTomoe stream experience like...? Well......uh....
(She is good Honse i promise)
#Tomoememes #Honseclips
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@SpecRob2 @meat_popsicle42 @Grxit vtubing has a lot of idol roots and fan overlap, so terms carry over.
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@meat_popsicle42 @Grxit Why not just say "your favorite"? I like anime, Manga, light novels, and vtubers but....im not like a weeb fan
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@Kaster8737 @UmariTomoe Might be better to save it for punishing chat
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@UmariTomoe Add the horse amogus gif on the bottom left corner and keep it there all stream every stream
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I wonder what makes a fella decide "yup, this is my favorite VTuber". is it usually just vibes? a specific incident perhaps? 🤔
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@carepack77 The right of the people to conjur and manifest the arcane shall not be infringed!
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@hammyhamstrudel Picked up the steam version a few years ago. Hated that you also had to log into Origin to play it, but put up with it long enough to finish. The ending is a trip. Equal parts carthartic and meloncholic.
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i immediately begged my mom to buy me alice madness returns when pewdiepie lost his save file and canceled the series
「Indigo」⚢@FoolPlanet
What confuses me is that playthrough watchers in this discourse don’t seem to have any desire to play the game in the future. I was a fan of undertale for years but didn’t have a way of playing it until it came out on switch and I played it immediately to get the real experience
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@PunishedAoi Grandpa did 20 years with the Iowa carpenters union and his pension was a little over 200$. You weren't retiring on that even back in the 80s.
Great grandpa worked until 85 and his health began to fail, but that was partly by choice; he could have taken SS.
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did you know the retirement age in the US used to be fifty years old? 50. You'd work for a company for 30 years, get a pension and retire with plenty of time left to enjoy life. Now they expect you to work to 70+. Literally until you fucking die.
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@kurossbellian 304 is a stainless steel grade. Apparently the factory though the steel was sus.
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I'M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK????
I'M NOT A FURRY?????
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where are all the 30+ single, never married, no kids, unemployed men at?
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@joyhi7ki @Ace_000000001 Clearly the most effective use of time, without doubt.
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Good morning!
I'm so excited to work all day and not be a chud that plays video games instead!! 🤡
....unless...?
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@numpty_lord @AdmiralAegis Exodites still think Eldar are superiour and everything else are animals at best. But they have no desire to rule anything and so pretty much keep to themselves and only get involved when directly threatened.
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@AdmiralAegis And every Eldar who isn't an Exodite STILL thinks they're the best species in the galaxy and subsequently deserves to rule. Even then I'm not well-versed in matters pertaining to Exodites so could easily be wrong.
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They turbo sex tortured each other so hard they created a god of primal sensation and permanently damaged the fabric of reality.
ImperialVox40k@imperialvox40k
Aeldari are the good guys of 40k
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@tacobellcrusadr She was particularly cruel that time as she left me alone in an unfamiliar city at 14 to feed and fend for myself. She was there with her boy toy and I remember she smashed my perfume bottle on the floor by throwing it at me because she thought the guy would find abusing me funny
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One of my first real con attendances I cosplayed an out of season character so no one knew who I was and I got so scared thinking everyone was looking at me that I just sat on the floor in a hallway the whole time. I had gone with my sister and she had immediately abandoned me
🥉 Pipkin Pippa 🔌🐰 Phase-Connect@pipkinpippa
if you feel ashamed of not being more social at phase con, i'll tell this story again... one time at a con, i got so nervous i sat in a dead end hallway that led to a bathroom, and i played on my DS almost the entire con...
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@cowboyverismo Cop at a weigh station I was doing work for complained to me about how many false positives they got from people getting radiation therapy.
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months after I had my thyroid ablated my family’s car got stopped crossing the border from Canada to the US because it was too radioactive. they made a very nervous border agent approach me with a geiger counter. it started crackling and he cried: “how much did they give you?!”
Fernando 🌺🌌@zetalyrae
What the fuck
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