Washington Whatevers

@marcminter Being some fake fuckers is a good excuse

If you're traveling more than 30 minutes for church on Sundays, you ought to have really good reasons for driving past those churches that are closer to you.

@dbongino And you are still protecting child rapists

Today is April 1st, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@TheB1GTerp @1067theFan I’m not going anywhere except to a home game. Not one penny to Harris

@farmeryoder @1067theFan Keep up the harassment I’m really gonna enjoy watching Harris answer this question every day for the next 20 years if that’s how long it takes

Like it or not, it looks like the Commanders' name is here to stay. Between data, and an NFC Championship appearancem, Josh Harris is in on keeping the name.

@vReef100 @1067theFan And I’m a redskin fan, I don’t care which city.

@farmeryoder @1067theFan same thing. i’m a WASHINGTON FAN. idc what the name is

@vReef100 @1067theFan Oh I thought you were a commanders fan

@farmeryoder @1067theFan you said according to redskins fans. i’m a redskins fan and that doesn’t apply to me

@upstatefederlst Only if they break the law

Once again: it cannot be true that every executive action requires the unanimous consent of the entire judicial branch.

@vReef100 @1067theFan No one said you had to be a real fan

@farmeryoder @1067theFan there’s no difference. I literally have the redskins logo tattooed on me and I still embrace whatever comes behind washington. ya’ll too old to be sitting here crying over a name

@vReef100 @1067theFan According to redskins fans.

@farmeryoder @1067theFan can’t have it both ways according to who? last time I checked, he bought the team. not you

@bearsarestupid @apendle @WarMonitor3 Great diplomacy on a first grade level.

@farmeryoder @apendle @WarMonitor3 If anything, it would be more to spite western Europe.

Donald Trump has said he wants to take the oil in Iran and could seize the export hub of Kharg Island-FT

@apendle @bearsarestupid @WarMonitor3 Trumps going to walk away eventually when he gets bored

@bearsarestupid @farmeryoder @WarMonitor3 Do tell us how that worked out for us in Iraq 2003 & how our 20-year stint in Afghanistan turned out. Aren't you people tired of speaking so boldly yet being wrong all the time?

@Outspoken_Sam Republicans that voted elected a democrat evidently

Republicans who stay home elect Democrats.

@dbongino @AGHamilton29 Dan is desperate to protect his sleazy buddy’s.

I’m frequently disappointed in politicians but Tom Massie defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him, as he surpassed my lowest expectations. This zero pretends to be a principled defender of liberty but, in the real world, he supports third-world tyranny. Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple investigations he was inserting himself into by publicly commenting on them. Rather than affording the subjects of the cases their constitutional Right to due process, Massie chose to waive off the briefing and litigate it on X for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back but he wasn’t interested in facts. It’s also of note that I never heard a single word from Massie during the process we engaged in to release the Epstein case docs. This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massie never reached out. Not once. It’s almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I’m horrified I once believed this guy was authentic.

@dbongino Pedo man sounds scared

Tom Massie is a shameless fraud. Thanks, and have a great day.

@bearsarestupid @apendle @WarMonitor3 Trump is part of the fraud. Spending at an all time high during both his terms.

@farmeryoder @apendle @WarMonitor3 Stop the fraud and build it then.

@bearsarestupid @apendle @WarMonitor3 Literally calling for war crimes to be committed smh

@apendle @farmeryoder @WarMonitor3 Yep. When the lights go out and don't come back on, the banking system collapses and people can't buy food... they can all turn to your words of idiocy. You muzzies really are stupid af.

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@itsCorasmith I would too but I doubt it will remove Trump

I am willing to pay more for gas for a short time if it makes the world a safer place. Who else agrees with me?

@bearsarestupid @apendle @WarMonitor3 We are bankrupt. At some point someone needs to do some nation building at home

@apendle @farmeryoder @WarMonitor3 When we get there, yep. There's no nation building this time. We'll kill as many as it takes.

@fret1231 @LegalMischief @JPFinlayNBCS I still care about the redskins and you should too

@farmeryoder @LegalMischief @JPFinlayNBCS Great. Then why come here constantly bitching about it? Isn’t that kind of like sitting in traffic?

To reiterate for the 100th time, Josh Harris says "we're committed to the Commanders name." The name isnt going back folks