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@emily_spanish00 youll do well young grasshopper

i know their a cappella cover of teenage dream goes crazy

Welcome back, @tkelce & @JasonKelce‼️🐾 #NewHeightsCincy

im ready for 2013 fashion to make its comeback im really itching to wear some loud patterns and neon florals

@emily_spanish00 bro please this is what your drafts are for

iron claw was really good because i thought about mental health and also want to do push ups

22 years old still not sure what grey poupon is for

hey check out this new character i came up with

New Year, New Me

Yoo what’s up bro. Havent seen you since barbenheimer How are you

intellectuals wear pajamas to bed amateurs wear pjs to bed i wear jammies to bed

where does this rank on the dumbest shit ive ever said

Table next to me is getting their fajitas

i constantly think about how there were enough willing participants to contribute to 5,545 episodes of maury

i think i blackout every time i tweet i just got a notification someone liked my tweet and ive never read that in my life

@Bitmoji drop the holiday fits i look like scrooge

no one works harder than state farms marketing team i dont even remember who else sells home and auto insurance anymore because jake and his 15,000 celebrity endorsements brainwashed me

do you think jeff probst and phil koeghan are friends

Interviewer: any questions for me? Me: are you mad at me