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It's amazing how many people can agree how attractive this shape is yet you'll see like 0.1% of character designs in media/games/anime/etc even dare replicate something like this.

@Njoork Onion editor right now

Staff at The Onion screaming and crying rn

@Ky1eKatarn Season 10 Joel

For All Mankind producers: We can't keep bringing you back, Joel. we're too far in the future. We already made you an old man last season Joel Kinnaman: you have NO idea how old I can go

Pizza Hut is bringing back its wild hot dog stuffed crust pizza for baseball season Each slice has a whole hot dog baked into the crust, but only in Canada

@zairowashere @KenHeLive I just put it together, it's all good.

@flawedsuperman @KenHeLive bro whoever made this fucked up by not watermarking it

Do you realize how hilarious he is for hiding a white grandpa in the cut until he really needed him? This nigga is generational. This is funnier than any skit he’s made. Lmao

@shiri_shh Next up.

This startup lets you ORDER SUNLIGHT from space to your exact location in 30 seconds 😭

@juniorkingpp My man seeing gator jerky on the sign

HE’S WEARING A SHIRT

@__smwisor Sirius cfo

It's so crazy that Sirius radio will be like okay it's $26 a month and then you go to cancel and they're like okay how about $4 a month instead

What if death sat beside you, sharing your favorite drink, and quietly whispered: “You’ve done enough. Finish your glass-it’s time to go.” What would you say?

@HuntressSellia By the scream and yellow energy you would think that mf'er just killed krillen.

I have never heard that rat so fucking mad what id Starmie DO?!

did i just find an ad inside a book 😭

@nonregemesse @Jayemay_ Arnold had more on screen charisma than every single current action star rolled into one. They'll never be another one like him. And that's coming from someone who likes Ritchinson.

@Jayemay_ I’m not just saying he’s as big. I’m saying he’s not really comparable in any way beyond being muscular and even in that regard he’s not *the* muscular guy the way Arnold was

When Arnold was the age Alan Ritchinson is now he had already done Conan, The Terminator, Commando, Twins, and Predator. Alan Ritchinson has done a tv show with one good season.

@ThisIsJay216 Neigh

That’s a bad bitch 🐴

How many feets high is this horse ya think

@SouthDallasFood So am I the only one who griddles the insides first, adds the cheese and then griddles the outside as well?

LITERAL. SCIENCE.

@InterestingSTEM This looks like the well Samara crawled out of.

Seen on endoscopy in the duodenum. What’s going on here?

Taco Bell is adding a skincare item to its menu Mountain Dew Baja Blast under-eye patches are infused with caffeine and citrus to help hydrate the skin

@ArpusLive Hypno

in all my years of Pokémon I’ve never seen this happen once

@gotrice2024 It's called having kids out of some sense of societal obligation instead of genuinely wanting to bring another life into this world. A good chunk of the population shouldn't be raising children.

This man complains that his daughter stays in her room all day and doesn’t enjoy talking to him and his wife. Whenever she does come down for food or water, he’s always reminding her that when she turns 18 either she can move out or pay rent. I never understood why people do this as a scare tactic to teach kids responsible. Is it possible that his interactions like this is actually damaging his relationship with his daughter. Isn’t he giving her a vibe that he doesn’t want her around or is this a part of teaching her responsibility?