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my apple watch has decided that when i put it on charge in the evening it doesn’t need to charge to 100%. who could this possibly benefit i put it on charge before i go to bed FOR A REASON

tl is trump-dead-truthing again i’m gonna choose not to believe u guys just in case i get disappointed

@eepysuwu says u

@fourdoubloons HOT

haircut

this fuckass image has been bouncing around my head for the past few days. didapponging. i love it

set my vape down and forgot where and then gave myself the ick looking as hard as I was for it. Does the 27 year old baby need his fruity flavored nicotine pacifier?

Earth stuns in new photo taken by Artemis II. (Via: @NASA)

they... they poofed him......

forgot today is a bank holiday and tried to book my xray i’ve been putting this off SO LONG

it's so annoying how i have a mini buck and eddie bickering and flirting and crying and laughing and hugging and kissing and chatting and chirping in my head 24/7 and then i sit down to try and turn any of it into coherent dialogue and it becomes

after all this shit about easter not being mentioned on easter egg boxes and it’s always on there the gammons r just purposely hiding it, i’ve just discovered my easter egg ACTUALLY does not mention easter on it LMFAO you’ve all been raging at the wrong eggs

been told some absolute hilarious lore by my friends and ex-coworker and he’s told me i cannot tell ANYONE. chimney han me and you are one and the same rn

TEETH: BRUSHED JIM JAMS: ON HEATED BLANKET: ON FIC: JUST UPDATED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Just seen a wasp. Forgot all about wasps. Cunts.

STOP LYING I KNOW TODAYS THE LYING DAY BUT IN GULLIBLE AS FUCK PLEASE DONT LIE TO ME TODAY

Thought u guys might want to see these

a life without a driver screaming down the phone at me because i can’t personally hand deliver them a new car 😍😍

as a call centre employee. god i fucking wish

The elephant in the room has killed himself