corn

Lizzo wanna be

what if god was a balenciaga king

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

“were you here when we were doing rock paper scissors no hands?”

sometimes when i stop talking it feels good *cackle*

me when i click “i’ve read the terms and conditions”

why are all the gas pumps in california uncircumcised

when you send a grandma w dementia cookies…

double cancer AND will cough when i hit the joint??? ugh :(

jesus was scary today

@zachbreechen these flowers are for you, handsome

@zachbreechen 💕

princess zachonoke

@zachbreechen and in love 😻

durnk

hey kiki palmer if you’re reading this wanna kiss

last super bowl i drank 5 diet coke cans

i was sitting next to someone who smelled like sunscreen. girl! don’t you no i can’t even get cancer in the winter girl

why does dropping anything on the airplane floor feel like you’ve created a sinkhole

ngl i miss summer

how are pretzels simultaneously too salty and not salty enough?

@zachbreechen omg!

they spelled my name wrong

how do people walk with umbrellas and not throw it around a little